Hey guys.  I am working on some of the new ads (yes ,at 5:06am) for the site and would like to have a slogan. I want something classy, yet edgy.  Something catchy that will stick in people’s minds.

I was thinking about "The Erotic Review – To protect and serve" but I figured that might piss off the wrong people.  Any ideas?

-- Staff

P.S. If we have any High end, kick ass graphic guys that can help on the redesign of our Penthouse ads, email me at [email protected]

I could also use an in house (Los Angeles) html, asp, and flash programmer (SQL backend). If you are one of the best or know one of the best and looking for a truly unique work environment, I have a little “something something” I am working on. (shhhh...) Email me.

strean of conscience reply:
info to live by
make the perfect date
the best ladies for you
ladies to know or in the know
for the best choise...visit ter..
choose ter to choose her
i'm tapped, i need a cigarette...

How about

"Places to go?  People to do?  Check it first at The Erotic Review!"

lol

XOXO,
Stella

"Meeting The Supply And Demand Of Adult Entertainment"

The Erotic Review, Information is Knowledge

The Erotic Review, Forewarned is Forearmed

The Erotic Review, Shh it's a secret

The Erotic Review, A mans real Best friend

The Erotic Review, the thinking mans little black book

i used to write stuff like this for a living but its early and i haven't had any coffee. thats the best i can do before 8am!

i hope you find the slogan you're looking for

The Erotic Review, Shh it's a secret
Jenny,
very clever.

The Erotic review... information and answers for the big head.

The Erotic Review, Not your childhood stamp collection....
The Erotic Review, Man's favorite sports guide
The Erotic Review, Now serving over half a million....
The Erotic Review, The reality of fiction....
The Erotic Review, A hobby for life...
The Erotic Review, The thinking man's quide to erotica
The Erotic Review, Adding another dimension to adult entertainment

My fave?

The Erotic Review, A fictional account of erotic encounters that never happened between two consenting adults who do not exist and any resemblence between what you read here and actual events are purely conincidental....  

Bwahahahahaha!  Keep up the good work!

but how about:

"The Erotic Review - give the big head a fighting chance!"

The Erotic Review - Bringing Fantasy One Step Closer To Reality

Here are some of my suggestions.

The Erotic Review: the *other* little black book

The Erotic Review: the Consumer Reports for adult entertainment

The Erotic Review: why waste money on dating sites?

The Erotic Review: looks like civvies got competition.

Your pleasure is our business.

Road Map to the Erotic Superhighway.

We're here to keep you from getting screwed.

Yeah, definately not "protect and serve."  Not in CA anyway.

What about, "The Erotic Review - Where Discriminating Men and Women Meet."  

(And a few special T-girls...)

Giggle,
TS Jamie

-- Modified on 9/24/2007 12:33:43 PM

The Erotic Review -- You Know You've Thought About It
The Erotic Review -- Just Between Friends
The Erotic Review -- A Kiss is Still a Kiss
The Erotic Review -- A Lady For Every Wallet

... The Erotic Review - Fantasy Becomes Reality

Don't even get me started on what the visual aspect should look like!!!

It is a business doing pleasure with you.

Thank You
2007=27

The Erotic Review - For Men Who Think with Two Heads

The Erotic Review - The REAL Adult friend Finder
The Erotic Review - Where Egos Fly Free
The Erotic Review - Caution! May be Habit forming

TER- the thinking man's hobby guide

TER- how smart people hobby

TER-better safe than sorry

TER-knowledge is power

TER-how smart people hobby

TER= educated hobbying

TER- for the educated hobby consumer

TER- the adult reference guide

TER- "like Zagat for consenting adults"

TER- smart choice for  smart players

TER- THE reference guide for adults

TER- smart guide for big libidos



-- Modified on 9/24/2007 1:36:41 PM

The Erotic Review... Find true compatibility... One hour at a time.

Here's my donation:

The Erotic Review – Your Fantasy Resource
The Erotic Review – Your Fantasy Playground
The Erotic Review – Playground for your Fantasies
The Erotic Review – Your guide to Fantasy Resources
The Erotic Review – Where Fantasy meets Reality
The Erotic Review – Your Dickipedia (Sorry...couldn't resist. LOL)
The Erotic Review – The Providerpedia

The Erotic Review; Live the dream

The Erotic Review; Where monogamy doesn’t know your name.

The Erotic Review; It’s a new way of life

The Erotic Review; Where your choices are endless

The Erotic Review; The revolution continues

The Erotic Review; Where Opportunity doesn’t knock; it bangs

The Erotic Review; Satisfaction is a mouse click away

The Erotic Review; For the fun of it

The Erotic Review; Viagra’s vindication

The Erotic Review; Life is to short to accept “not tonight”

The Erotic Review; Polygamy’s purveyor

The Erotic Review; Because every man needs a hobby.


-- Modified on 9/24/2007 3:58:56 PM

"Judgemental and Horny"?  That's got s ring to it.

"Your daughter's friends are finally yours"

"Home of the Girl Next Door"

"More Cups of Coffee than Starbucks"

"Taking the Girlfriend out of the Experience"

"For When Your Wife's Not Looking"

LOL: "A Place to Lay your Head"

"Removing the Dream from Dreamgirl"

"Breaking the Language Barrier"

"Teaching French, Greek, and Russian for 10 years"

"Where Practice Makes Perfect"

"Erecting a Community"

"Proving that 2 heads are better than 1"

"Give In to Lust"

Hope some of these are good...


-- Modified on 9/24/2007 6:31:27 PM

TER - "Escorting Men to Their Dreams"

What do you think?

The Apre F*ck forum.

When "do-it-yourself" just ain't gonna make it!

When you need hands-on erotic assistance.

-- Modified on 9/24/2007 7:43:18 PM

TER- The information you are looking for , just a mouse click away.

So far I really like

The Erotic Review; Because every man needs a hobby.

TER:  No bumps with your humps!
     We Provide Providers
     Your Total Entertainment Reviews  (Play on TER)

     Get a "Rate" Before You "Date"
     Don't Depend on Luck to Get A Suck

Helping men worldwide get in touch with their inner satyr!

Seperating the 10s from the 1s, the ATFs from the ROBs.

Leveling the playing field between veteran professionals and amateur hobbyists.

Everything you wanted to ask about pay for play, but had no idea where to turn.

Confine your strike outs to your softball league.





-- Modified on 9/25/2007 11:43:54 AM

-- Modified on 9/25/2007 11:57:28 AM

hahahahaha the consumer reports for adult entertainment, i like that one

TER: We give you the info on the nympho!

"My fave?

The Erotic Review, A fictional account of erotic encounters that never happened between two consenting adults who do not exist and any resemblence between what you read here and actual events are purely conincidental...."

My vote is for this one.  Too funny, Dude.

How about "TER: Why waste $2,000 for a lawyer and a bail-bond when you can waste $400 for a GFE?"

Or how about "TER: When you're bankrupt and homeless one day, you'll remember us fondly."

Oh, and there's also "TER: Because you're alone and nobody loves you."

I definitely also like "TER: Where the rubber meets the load."

TER - your wingman for the hobby

TER - Man's REAL best Friend!

TERRIFIC starts with TER (Your ultimate Hobbying Resource)

....that one's taken....

-- Modified on 9/25/2007 8:09:41 PM

Slight twist of your first one:

TER: It's a business doing pleasure with you.

Knowledge, Leisure and the Pursuit