At what income level does penis size no longer matter to you?  

This thread was going to be a question about who would you rather be: An dead John Holmes with your foot long dong in a jar awaiting Smithsonian approval or an alive Bill Gates with perpetual cold pool syndrome and a wife that makes sure the turtle stays in the shell until you cash out in divorce court?  

I'm going to guess everyone will say Bill Gates as the billionaire de jour and technically still alive, because at some point the money always wins out, even with the wife deadweight, and the breathing part is always a plus too.  Chicks love it when you have a heartbeat.

But at what point?

Would just being a millionaire be enough?  How about 50K a year with a 100K nest egg and no debt?  Or how about a fresh credit card and a paid-off car and fully vested in your profit sharing at work?

At what point does the 12" cock take the backseat to the fat wallet or just lack of Chapter 7?  Or what is the breakdown for 11" or 10" or ?  Is there a proportion wheel for this kind of thing?  What's the logarithm?

What's your comfort level for penis trade-ups to $?  And at what size should you paint your penis black?  Is a large white penis in some sort of trademark violation?  When does your dick leave the public domain in size?  What's the royalty payment?  Could this be the beginning of reparations?

Shouldn't people with bigger penises pay more taxes?  Shouldn't they at least buy for the penis enlargements of all other men and transexuals?

Who's got the biggest penis in Presidential Politics and does she shake off the pee droplets or just buy all new underwear?  I happen to know the answer, but humor me anyway.

And please don't start with the "size don't matter" spiel.  We are all adults.  Except for the "size don't matter" people.  

This question is only for men, women and registered independents.

I think when my investment income annually is at least 1.5 million, my impressive wallet outweighs my thumb dick in my ever-so-insecure mind.  And i'm talking about a very conservative investment strategy, T-bills primarily, so you can do the simple aritmetic and figure out the principal.

Hope i'd be healthy enough and sentient enough to enjoy it.

I'll consider the other Qs at my leisure.

If I had a huge penis, I would not get many pretty young women to sleep with me. Even if they were impressed by such a thing, enough to screw an otherwise average middle-aged man, how could I get in position to show them what I had?

With money, I get pretty young women to sleep with me whenever I want, and they don't have headaches.

It's all about the money, honey. Green is mean. Green is obscene. Green is the theeng.

gets you plenty of pussy in your twenties, but alas cash is king and you can be butt ugly with a dick hiding in your groin and pretty, fat ugly and all colors will be a path to your door. Ever watch the pussy parade near an NBA locker room and team hotel?  Baseball, Football, and of course Rock Stars live a different standard than most of us and the rest are well heeled an confident enough to ask any and all for pussy... Pull out the benjamins and any that are looking for a hand up, hand out, or to give you a hand job are perpetually riding your jock or so it seems.