Sorry, this is not a post about what type of boobs people enjoy playing with.  It is a post about the actual technique of playing.

I lack imagination, admittedly, plus I am addicted to boobs.  I was not breast fed as a baby, so perhaps that is the cause.

Regardless, I love spending time and attention on a ladies boobs, but run out of ideas on creativity  and mutually enjoyable ways to play with boobs.  I am not a fan of whipped cream, too sticky.  Oil is fun but can taste funky sometimes.

Any ideas?  

Just trying to spice up some of the postings on the board.  

... "Pat-a-cake" every set of boobs I meet.  

 
LOL... I'm kidding, of course! Never done that.

How do you play with boobs?

 
"Walk him and pitch to the rhino?"  

 

Hmmm... I might be thinking about a different joke...?

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

Many gals love them to be sucked on, and even lightly bitten, but you have to check.   Same with squeezing and pinching.  

My favorite is to squeeze my dick between them, or rub the tip of my cock over the nipple if its nice and hard.

Be careful not to end up coming all over their face, unless they like that also.

Finally, big boobs make a nice thing to hold on to if coming in from behind.   Almond oil make a good tasty lubricant, by the way.

pineapple juice, and it doesn't lubricate worth a shit.  

 
I prefer to just roll the nipples between my thumb and forefinger.  It usually produces erection (sometimes my dick, too - lol) of the nipples, and I will often slowly increase the pressure until I find the threshold where she flinches or  tells me to back off.  Then I back off a little and stay at that level. I want them nice and hard before introducing them to my tongue while sending my finger South.  

You're as ass!

Motor boat, tune in Tokyo, and the sensual feather tickling is always fun!

Fucking women instead of sucking dicks you would know more about how the female body works.  Your inexperience is showing.  That's probably why you use an alias so we can't see your lack  of reviews. You make an ad hominem attack but don't have any substantive input telling me how YOU think I got this one wrong.  

 
Every woman has a different threshold for arousal when it comes to nipples.  Some are ultra-sensitive and don't require much effort, and a light touch  with others doesn't do much for them.  If you care at all about getting HER aroused, the first time you are with her requires a little experimentation.  However, if you  are one of the guys who are just looking for a girl who "can take a pounding", the finer points probably don't interest you.

This thread is about tits, not ass.  

 
Come on dude, keep up.

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your clever come back?  Probably the weakest you have ever put up.  No wonder you want to use your alias.  I would be embarrassed too if that's all I had.  

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he selected the name bone doner.  He needs a donor because he cant get a boner

To steal a phrase...Life is Good!

If you are playing with your balls?  That’s your own business. If you can’t afford to hire a provider to service your junk, why make a public declaration that you’re doing it yourself.  I have no interest in you playing with your pair.  From your posts, most of us didn’t even know you had a pair.

Any new technique anyone says here will go out the window by the time you see your next girl...Just use common sense when having boob play. Like don't bite the shit out of them.
Don't over think it. Just go with the flow.
My baseball coach once told me what the art of hitting is, "Think of it like sex, DON'T THINK JUST HIT."

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HA!!!...its been a while since i've found the proper time too use that statement w a woman i was having sex w....those who are sensitive there have sometimes allowed me into "Tokyo Bay",where a well placed torpedo can cause massive explosions ...its even funnier,to me, because im half japanese....

... Ice Cubes.

Some like them, some don't, but if you put them in restraints, they don't have a lot of say-so about it.  Lol

had a thing for nursing on his boss/mother/partner Madelyn Stillwell before he killed her.

You can get some room temperature milk and have your provider dribble it over her nipples while you lick and suck it.

Some providers may think this is very hot. Others may think this is just bat-shot crazy.

I like women who enjoy rough play.  So slapping, nipple pinching is about what i like to do.  

Your performance is so weak Bonehead that you can't get it up anyway.

No worries.  Life is good.  You finally got some attention.  Soon you will lose contact with most hobbyists as your posting freedom will be eliminated.

Sometimes both at the same time
Squeezing them together and kissing licking back and forth

Not a pair of balls of course, he strikes me more of a "pair of fuzzy dice" kind of guy to me.

The low rider drivers a little slower...take a little trip, take a little trip...

Then you steal my saying that I took from someone else...life is good. I know retard isn't politically correct, but when the shoe fits I got to play with yourself!

And no lowrider would call them "Fuzzy dice" If you are going to drive a 64 Chevy Impala, lowered to the ground with the side pipes, the mag wheels, the Air Chocks and the little doggy in the window, you BETTER be calling them "dingle balls" lol

That song is alright but when they used it  
on the George Lopez Show  
I started hating it.  

Maybe not but I like pretending like that.

But it was awesome in Cheech and Chong!

be hesitant to say the word "retard" for the reason that its NOT politically correct.  Are you really such a pansy that you care if a bunch of guys on a fuck board who you are anonymous to care whether you are PC or not???  What an insecure pussy you are!!!

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Remembered his from before TER shut down
Posted By a provider in her add

I had a session with MiaSutra, but I think it was before she published this.  She's exactly the girl in her web pics.

Hey CDL-
he's a limp dick who posts here under an alias.
such a weak thing here.

Yeah, his eye D and his eye Q.

I am almost embarrassed for you. That was as weak a comeback as I think I have ever seen here.  

 
Even a retard would be embarrassed for you after that lame attempt at a retort.

Eye laught when eye posted it.

First thing I would do if I were you is stop calling them boobs.

Don't play with them - caress them, nibble on them, suck them - tweak if the girl likes (to do this just tweak a nipple once, see the reaction - if you get a "mmmmm" then go for more, if on the other hand you get a "HEY! wtf?!" then you should stop - to make up for it give it a little kiss and a gentle lick...

You can go from there.

that the biggest morons on these boards have no clue that they are a moron.  They all think they are cool.  He's giving gentle-gay a run for his money for worst comebacks.  

Man, I love boobs.  I like playin' with 'em, rubbin' em, touchin', squeezin', etc.  OK, looking for something creative, I suggest you get one of those delicious ribeye cap steaks like they have at Costco, one of the best damn steaks I've ever had.   Fry it it in skillet, medium rare - do not cook it to well done, that is a sin.  Let the steak rest and cool to room temp, then rub it all over your ladies mams.    Then lap it all up.   If you like good beef, I am sure you will enjoy the taste.    Better than funky oil, that's for damn sure.

And if you want to spice it up, mix in some cajun dry rub.

This works best once she's topless, but it can also be started at any stage of undress. It's also part of her undressing herself, or of me helping her to undress, or me undressing her all by myself (I prefer the last of the three).  She can either be seated or lying down, and I can be face-to-face with her, to her side, or behind her.

I start off by lifting one or both of her arms high above her head, holding onto her wrist(s) with one hand and caressing her body with other, but not yet touching her nipples or her breasts at all. Next, I plant tiny little kisses on the side of her body just above the hip bone and going upward, all the while with her arm(s) outstretched and me feeling on her everywhere except her chest. The kisses are joined by licks, nibbles, sucking, tiny bites and tiny hickies. I go all the way up to her underarm, to the inside of her outstretched arm, elbow, anywhere I can think of on the side of her body with this attention from my mouth.

I trace the kisses back downward, slowly arriving at one of her boobs, but I don't go straight into pleasuring it. I kiss just the side of it, staying as far away from the nipple as possible. I ever so slowly kiss a pattern around the whole outside of her breast, maybe going around it two or three times like that. By then, I hope she's squirming and twisting herself into contortions trying to feed me her nipple or trying to get me to feed on it myself.

I don't. Not just yet. I'm not finished teasing her.

I will either return my mouth to her arm and the side of her body, or maybe torture the other breast just like the first, or eat her neck and ear. Of course, her shoulders and back are also options, or I'll move up for some French kissing. No part of me has touched nipple or areola yet.

When I finally decide it's time, I'll let go of her arm(s), she embraces my head and neck, our body heat smoldering between us. I'm at the front or side of her, and I rub my moustache left and right on her nipple. She's looking down at me, I may glance in her eyes once or twice, but I also want to focus on her body. If she tries to pull me in closer or tries to move closer to me, I won't let her. Not yet. I want her to really ache to be sucked.

Going back to kissing circles around her breast at an excruciatingly lazy pace, I will make the circle smaller and smaller each time that  I go around it, getting closer and closer to nipple zero. When I finally get there, at long last I give her nipple one long, slow, wet, warm lick. I want that nipple rigid against my tongue. Moving my head back a few inches, I blow a puff of cool breath on its wet surface.  I hope this brings a moan out of her. I follow the air by taking the whole nipple between my lips, suckling it as I start swirling my tongue around it. The sensation of quickly going from warm licking, then cool breathing, then hot munching is intended to drive her crazy all the way down to her clit. I want to feel every minute texture of her nipple on my lips and tongue. The smoothness, bumpiness, the wrinkles, the size, the shape, the erectness.

I stay on her nipple a long time, doing every imaginable thing with it that a mouth can do. If I have decided that both sides deserve equal treatment, I may keep going from one nipple to the other, or I may stay with the first as long as I like before doing the other. If I do them alternatingly, at some point I will press them as closely together as her physique permits and suck on them both.

I'll start to use other parts of my face and body on her nipples, my nose, cheeks, chin, chest, chest hair, nipples, stomach, pubes, dick, balls.

When I turn her away from me and hug her from behind, my dick nestled in the furrow of her asscheeks, those boobs are all mine, my large hands cupping them, squeezing them, kneading them, caressing them, and fingering her nips, pinching them, tugging on them.

I think that's enough for now.

Sounds so so TITTYlating, more please....
Suzee the slut

My teenage years were in the 70’s.  I had a great deal of boob experimentation in those days.  Tube tops in the summer made it a simple move from kissing to boob play.  

Wonder how many providers would have access to a tube top?   Could be a great and easy wardrobe request.  Tube top and jeans.    

Back in the day I enjoyed Playboy photos of Playmates topless with jeans.  

Ahhhhh yes, you brought a smile to my face, the tube tops were still popular even later at least in my smail town. I spent a lot of time dropping those tops and peeling out of tight jeans and cutoffs in the backseats ( yes, plural). It seems the word spread quickly about the size and sensitivity of my large nipples....  I was quite the young slut.

Suzee the slut

Missed that one.  

Already mentioned was that Dawn Wells = Mary Ann of Gilligan's Island recently passed. There was always the "Ginger vs Mary Ann" GI question.  On That 70s Show, I always thought that Donna (red head, Laura Prepon) was much hotter than Jackie (brunette, Mila Kunis). Maybe it was the red head thing.

Next time let the news simmer a minute or 2 before running here to post it.

We already have sites like TMZ, but thank you for being our source (although inaccurate) for hollywood gossip.

But yes, RIP beautiful Tanya...

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to go yet, so somebody unplugged something.  LOL