What is your least favorite thing to do you offer on your menu? What is you favorite thing on your menu?

What is the worse part of being a provider? What is the best part?

I am just curious.

Good question, S!

I mean, we all want to be better hobbyists. Right?

Personally, I'm not a restaurant so I don't have a "menu."  In which case I don't have a favorite or least favorite item.  Although if I were at an Italian Restaurant, I'd hope they had garlic bread on their menu.  Went to one recently that didn't and was almost mad

Little queenie knows her food!

Oh, just for the record, am I shilling?

All day, every day!

I didn't mean to imply that the ladies in this hobby are anything like a restaurant. I meant no offence. I was just curious about what you ladies like and dislike. So if a lot of ladies dislike something and it is not a deal breaker for me, I can avoid it. Sorry about the use of the word "menu."

Just don't understand why you want to know the worst things from the girls.  So you can avoid them?

Me, I prefer not to know....

Swim

I have fun when they have fun. There is know one thing I am looking for when I hobby. So if there is one or two things they do for us guys the majority dislike I can avoid them. I also asked about what they do like as I love pleasing women. Also I am naturally curious about women, ladies in the hobby more than most.

I have been seeing this one lady for years and years. We talked about everything for hours and hours, both in session and on long calls that caused me to increase my plan minutes. I thought I knew all of her likes and dislikes. Then a couple of years ago, we became personal friends outside the hobby. I quickly discovered just how much I didn't know. All of the things that I did and did not do that irritated the shit out of her. The list was long. She said that she would never complain to any client, even a great regular, about anything they did. That is just not part of the fantasy.

Try your best to read them, but do not expect the full disclosure you would expect with a GF.

I always order chicken parmesan if it's on the menu.....Yummy!

Each provider has activities she's comfortable doing and guys and determine this from her profile and reviews. There are some activities a lady might do but not enjoy, such as rimming, Greek, CIM or COF.

I can understand you not wanting to answer his question and you can object to the term menu, but a rose by any other name is still a rose. And you still have activities are and are not comfortable doing. And guys will see you or not see you based on what those activities are. You might add an activity for one guy and subtract one for another, but it's still the same concept.

The word menu is used for much more than restaurants.

Oh, you can really get that?

And on the original premise...it probably isn't good to try to generalize unless there is substantial overwheling agreement amongst the providers. Lacking such agreement, it could just vary as personal preferences.

Tell you why:

as I love pleasing women - know any normal men who would publicly admit that they like pleasing women (Jack asses excluded)

I am naturally curious about women, ladies in the hobby more than most - do you know the fine line between curiosity and being nosey?

Curiosity can becomes nosey when you insist on asking personnel questions.

to an extent.

There ARE terms used in this business that some don't care for. TS!!!! as I have come to learn.

While I agree with Miss Tasha's disdain for certain terminologies, none the less they exist.

I absolutely detest the term "HOBBY". How dare some fat-bald-unattractive-toothless-wealthy asshole declare women to be his HOBBY. Rude doesn't come better defined.

People get angry. Having seen your photos I'm guessing that you're a prime candidate for anger.

Anonymousfun, as no ladies have answered my questions I guess your right and they where too personal. I guess I was being nosy. I didn't think my OP through and I am sorry if anyone was offended by my stupid questions. Sometimes I am a fool, and speak and/or type with out thinking. I did not mean to be a back handed mangina. I do see how came across that way though.


Edited to fix some grammar issues.

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And there you have it! Full disclosure is not what this scenario is all about...it's about an experience we provide and maybe all that it entails is not everything we like/love to do.

Any provider who comes on here under her working name and adds a list like that, I can almost guarantee that the dudes will be looking at the "do not like" list and striking them off their "to do" list.

All in all, we all do things in our work day that we may not actually prefer to do, but do in order to perform at the best of our abilities. No point telling anyone what you really don't like...professional suicide.

When I posted, I didn't even think of how answering my questions could affect a lady's business. I'm glad the ladies here are smarter than me and didn't answer. A few people gave me a PM last night about this. I really should think before I post. I apologize. I didn't mean to risk anyone's business with my questions. Sometimes I wish there was a little less fantasy in P4P, but I know I'm in the minority.

have their preferred menu items... maybe these change over time and with the dining partner.

Sometimes people also eat things they don't care for to be polite...

I will say this...I do NOT offer anything on the "menu" that I do not enjoy...I am not going to sit here and say I do it for the sex OF COURSE the money is the leading factor, however, when I am with a client, I am giving him my all, all my attention, all of my body, adn all of my time. I DO LOVE certain things (ORAL...BOTH WAYS) more than most I think. However, my menu was personally designed my me, and there is nothing I will do that I dont truly enjoy...for ANY amount of $$...but thats just me

is answering questions about what is the worst part of being an escort.

oh most definitely LOVEEEEE to kiss and do oral

I dont think I have a least favorite though..... hmmm

Wait, I have to also connect the RED MAD FACE TOO. lmfao

T your sister? LOL

Way to go mangina.LMAO

ROFL

I am with Tasha on this one .. this is not a restaurant ...

Lina

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I don't have a least favorite. If I don't like doing something, it will not be an option. My fave is oral giving or receiving. Worst part of being a provider is worrying about family finding out. The best part is my flexible schedule which allows me to go to school and be home for my kids when I need to run them to their extracurricular activities.

Well as a newcomer to the Mangina team of experts, it would seem that Fucktard is already in your vocabulary. lmfao  Hang around a few more months pal and you'll get the hang of it! We cannot all be experts overnight ya know.

lmfao rofl lol stfu  Is it that hard to understand the little thread that is going here?

to say.....

FUCK OFF, YOU STUPID FUCKTARD.

Check... That's spelled F U C K T A R D Fucktard. Put that in your next spelling bee.

I don't hate it but for the sake of answering I'll say lol letting a guy lick my butt, it just feel like wet tongue to me an not in a sexy way .... best part if i am comfortable with him and he's good at it mmmm mmmm DATY lol.

Worst part is the guys with the grossest tasting spooge. You taste like what you eat fellas.

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Think I'm about fucking due. WTF do you think?

OH MODERATOR!!! YOOHOO!! LOOKIE HERE

LMAO!

Mr. Smarty1011 told me to "FUCK OFF!" That's real bad, right???

Does that mean it's ok for me to tell him sumpin too???

OOOOH! Cuz I wanna say it real bad!!  OH!

LMAO!

Personally, I think one can always use acouple more fucking fucks in one's post!

FUCK YEAH!

Whenever Smarty see's my posts he get all homotional and has to act out to suppress those feeling inside. It's kinda flattering in a pathetic, creepy kinda way. But I don't mind - he's harmless.



HalfHour

Most people wish there was less fantasy, but meh... it's part and parcel of the entire scenario.

Many people on here also like to stir up trouble with the newbies and see who can holler loudest and scare them off the fastest.  Stay with it scoed and remember that the question not asked is the one you'll never know the answer to.

Also, see my pm to you.

I am so sorry HalfCock, I promise to not to tell you to "FUCK OFF!" no mo.

The last thing I need is for anyone to go crying to the moderator, especially in all caps. I am in hopes that this heart-felt apology will suffice to avoid me being sent to the corner and punished for picking on a newbie who attempts to take over the GD board.

Again, I'm sorry for any duress this might have caused halfcock.  No wait, that's halfhour, my apologies again. ROFLMFAO

I've just gotta meet you someday.

When you're fuckin a lady and then your tool goes a bit limp, and you need her to suck your tool, before you put it back hard in her pussy.  I suppose some ladies don't like the pussy-to-mouth and back.  Probably ass-to-mouth is worst for those who allow Greek?

I sell time.  What I provide is companionship within that segment of time.  
thanks.

my favorite thing that I offer on my menu is f/s.  Everything else just feels like a tease.  I am not a get to the point type of person in the means of rushing a gentleman (which I never do)  I just get worked up and excited before a gentleman shows up that the rest just teases, and so the first cup of coffee, works best for me if the excitement is taken care of.  Then the second cup is that much better.  So far the worse part of being a provider is that gentlemen think they can change my mind on the three things I dont do because I am new (bb, cim, cof)  those are just not my thing.  One of them is dangerous to be sure.  Otherwise just about everything else is wonderful.  I am doing something that truly makes me happy.

If her pussy has no taste them pussy to mouth  no problem but no matter how much/well you clean out an ass....when you go ass to mouth the condom always taste a little ass-y.....not bad or nasty just.... ass-y.

I can't  say I hate anything I do  with a  client !  The worst is the time  I  spend online checking them out!  And meeting a total stranger and going at like wild dog's  LOL  its   scarey and exciting if that make any sence at all !   I like  seeing a man for the second or third time !  At that point I know what rock's his world!!  There's  no guess work . It  does not matter how secure you are as a women meeting someone for the first time I'm alway's a little nervous !! But after that it's ON

Mr. Stupid101, er I mean Mr.Smarty1101...  'cuz If you were telling ME to "FUCK OFF" about this only thing my HalfWItt brain could think of the say to such a duplicitous comment  would be :"FUCK OFF S-S-SMARTY!" . And I know that would not be OK, and I wouldn't do it. After all... It would just unleash a never ending series of "FUCK OFFS!" between two potential friend, which could only inflame that burning lust inside of you to get ahold of my HalfCock.  So I will accept your apology, and consider you my board friend, my boog cybercompanion, my kindred spiritess. Not nemesis, but buddy. Someone to be a partner-in-crime with so to speak. No longer shall I fear to see the name smarty1101 right behind me in a thread. No mean will I worry about the unleash of homotions when I see you stuff beneath mine on the board. No. Those days are gone. everyone is happy and getting along.  your apology accepted. ROFCMSLMFAOUIPOFE SMDTICIMLOL