I'm stumped, you ladies can't make up your minds what you like in us guys. As a hobbyist, I try to be the best for my providers. Some providers tell me they love it when I shave off all my body hair, others like running their fingers through my hairy chest. I don't know what to do anymore so here's yet another chance to sound off on what us ugly old strokes need to do to be acceptable to you ladies.

Women are supposed to please Men...Not the other way around.

But those are some fucked up choices. One looks like my exs asshole before she discovered ass bleaching and the other reminds me of a boy pre-puberty.  

Just keep the pubes trimmed. I'm not a fan of picking hair out of my teeth.

Let's hope the guys aren't choosing the pink one

You call that overgrown furby a manly man?  

You can always shave ape man, but can't make a girly boy grow hair!

So I choose girly boy.

Here's a tasteful topless photo of myself to show the difference between hairy and scary:

Were I marooned as part of this trio of castaways, the dynamics of the business would not change, merely the currency. They would still be required to gather the requisite number of coconuts, catch a sufficient amount of fish or build me suitable shelter, or the only thing hairy would be their palms. Purportedly, my threshold for abstinence would be greater than theirs, so I would hold the power. Sort of like Gilligan’s Island meets Lord of the Flies.

Re: You can always shave ape man, but can't make a girly boy grow hair!

I am available for a reverse gang bang.  Also, I'm sort of in between on the hair thing. You'll have to see me in person for an explanation.

Re: You can always shave ape man, but can't make a girly boy grow hair!

A reverse gangbang? LOL. Take a look at my site and let me know if I provide that, hahahaha.

Women ALWAYS hold the power even when they're not on Gilligan's Island.

I don't think so Tim

Why are you choosing girlie boy if you can shave ape man? More importantly, would you shave ape man before the gang bang?

We could gang bang you, no problem.

No razors.

other than the aforementioned gang bang before ape-man attempts unsuccessfully to leave the "Lost" island, he's out of luck eh? No girlie action, I can't get no... no no no... satisfaction...

Rainbow indeed, lol...

at aforementioned.