Enjoy!

Here's one that one works better when you go back and forth.

Campaigning already, are you, Mojo?  The nomination for you to be Official Linkmeister is a mere formality.  You're running unopposed.  Besides, you've already been holding the position unofficially for some time.

Grasshopper, when you can click this hypertext link from my page,it will be time for you to leave.

Mathesar: Chief Statistician/DemographerDave in Phoenix: Sex Ambassador to CanadaLustman: King of Comedy, or perhaps Chief Morale Officer is more dignified (note, that's morale, not morals) Gandalf: The Fire Chief  (as in master of flames) You already have my nomination for Weakest Link on the LA board!Others?   Bueller?  Bueller??--modified by G2 at Thu, May 10, 2001, 17:09:13--modified by G2 at Fri, May 11, 2001, 00:08:50

Levendi: Chief legal consultant.

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levendi must be Attorney General...and G2 thanks for the Morale Officer or King of Comedy nom...LMps Trying a new diet... spaghetti and oatcakes

Mathesar...shoe in for official statisticianZorro...TJ expertSully...proof readerIntuitive...female perspective(The "oatcakes" thing is getting old, LM)--modified by 2K1 at Fri, May 11, 2001, 20:46:58

my goodness, 2K1 , let us allow Sir Oatman be his romantic self!!! He has established his funloving and witty persona, without a doubt In the meantime, may I hire you as my marketing agent, since you are obviously set on movement and highly aware of keeping the tongue whetted? ;->> i need all the help i can get!one more thing...we must crown JP as well...an undeniable (and positive)  force of nature on this board.I hear the wheels of thought in motionHats off, ff--modified by feliciafoxx at Sat, May 12, 2001, 16:59:30

Thanks LM! What a great complement, except that now I have to compete with J. Asscroft........oops, I mean, J. Ashcrap........oops, I mean, oh well, you know what I mean. Hugs to all, levendi

Yo  - Lev-You just reminded me of the time Dick Armey called Barney Frank, "Barney Fag".  He said it was a slip of the tongue...(Nothwithstanding the fact that Barney probably knows just how to get it so your tongue doesn't slip...)I took to calling our GOP friend "Dickhead Asshole", telling my friends that it was a simple slip of the tongue, or perhaps Freudian..Just becuase our gay friends slurp the salam is no reason to diss them!  In fact we worship women who do it, so why not show some class?

Right with you sully!  I wonder when was the last time Dickie Cheney got a BBBJ? Probably before my first Grateful Dead Concert which was in 1969.  Can you imagine this guy with any of our lovely providers?  He would finally have THE BIG ONE and we'd be rid of him? Regards, levendi