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Well...I'm happy to report that VonRyan over the past week got to watch porn for the first time with a lusty, sensuous provider
some of us know and luv in TER land.

It was a Kodak wonderlust moment as a candle burned in the dark and sips of champers and sexy spit were being exchanged... when a laptap video player fell from the sky and was placed on my 6 pack of brewskie abs...goodbye yellow brick road became...

Jenna meets "some hot chick from Venice beach"
and what was great is that there was a whole lot of fumbling ,rumbling, slurpin, and chirpin going on behind the screen...lol...I thought I even heard someone Humming "Over the rainbow"....
Pay no attention to the horny guy behind the screen curtain watching the dirty movie...as it was certainly a "not in Kansas anymore" moment.Too bad I shot my load (actually what's so bad about it) over my "Dorothy" heroine, her ruby stillettos, the champers, and the laptop.Good thing Toto wasn't in the room and no one melted.

...the bar was raised once again.

Cheers!

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Dirk Bogard1814 reads

The Wizzard of Oz?

VonRyan,are you smoking opium, chap?

The next thing you know, you'll be pulling your wonka in some chocolate factory.

Tally-Ho!

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