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clarence37 37 Reviews 793 reads
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1 / 26
Another dick size thread

I was reading an article that speculated about how dinosaurs managed to have sex and I came across this gem of a quote:

"A 33-foot long ankylosaurus with spikes and armor would have a 6-foot penis to bridge the gap when he got close to a female," John Long, professor of paleontology at Flinders University in Australia.

OK, that's all I wanted to say. Go back to what you were doing.

Dr Who revived 280 reads
posted
2 / 26
No DATY?

I guess that'll lower her TER score

foreroticreview 17 Reviews 277 reads
posted
3 / 26
Just guessing Ms. London read this and fainted.

Just the tip babe, justlet me stick in the tip I promise....

:-

bluepillman 261 reads
posted
4 / 26
But you didnt read the rest of that article Clarence, for you would have learned that...

the now long extinct Londonosaurus Rexus would have just barely been able to fit in that 6 foot schlong into her pre-historic pussy!
:D

Dr Who revived 248 reads
posted
5 / 26
Was it because of an asteroid?

Hence the extinction of the species some 65 million years ago

Posted By: bluepillman
the now long extinct Londonosaurus Rexus would have just barely been able to fit in that 6 foot schlong into her pre-historic pussy!  :D
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AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 283 reads
posted
6 / 26
London... your fan club is calling lol

I don't know what you did to these guys... but whatever it is, pm me so I can add a few tricks to my bag! lol.

So do you think the pussy back then was natural or shaved? I am thinking they didn't have bushes back then.  

Wonder what they used for condoms? What perhaps would be the going rate?

MagicMedic 5 Reviews 243 reads
posted
7 / 26
Re: Let's play a little game called just the tip? EOM for now



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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 327 reads
posted
8 / 26
Re: London... your fan club is calling lol

They just like making fun of my handicapped vagina lol. I didn't do much of anything to any of them...unless you count what my mouth and my cooking did. Or, maybe it's my award winning personality bwahahaha.

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Dr Who revived 80 reads
posted
9 / 26
There's still a couple of saurus' around

The infamous Angelasaurus that frequents the Chicago museums...

And a saturnaurus that is at the Adler planetarium

Might be a few others as well....couldn't get them all with that asteroid.
Posted By: Back_In_Black
no wonder they're extinct they all had heart attacks , ( u know while fucking away ) .

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 255 reads
posted
10 / 26
Oh yeah it is your personality...

They like the blunt, feisty, and playfulness that you got going on.  

Alright, I am lying, it is all about the tight pussy and some not being able to have it. Always want what you can't have ha ha. Pretty sure that is what drives them nuts.  

Truth be told, it is obvious the guys here like to play and since you can take it and dish it with the best of them... they like that. I try not to be overly serious either.
Posted By: London Rayne
They just like making fun of my handicapped vagina lol. I didn't do much of anything to any of them...unless you count what my mouth and my cooking did. Or, maybe it's my award winning personality bwahahaha.  

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SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 257 reads
posted
11 / 26
You are doing very well for a rookie. Better than Bryce Harper.[e]



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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 205 reads
posted
12 / 26
I've never been with half the guys who post on the GD, but thanks for the kind words ha ha. E.


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Dr Who revived 248 reads
posted
13 / 26
Well...we had a real fun party

Ended up I had to call 911 to get the "jaws of life" in there to try and get in that pussy.

That didn't work...so off to dinner and drinks.

And she remembered to grab the cash.  

Thank god...or I guess I would have to have written a post that a hooker doesn't look at the cash upon entry.  At least the smart ones don't  LOL

bluepillman 245 reads
posted
14 / 26
"Tight Pussy"? The only "tighter" pussy than LR I have ever seen in my life...

was Clay Aiken waiting for the final votes to come in for the American Idol finale in 2003!
:D

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 239 reads
posted
15 / 26
well

He is out with a sore thumb! Thanks for the compliment. He has the makings of a great ball player. He shall do better this year.

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan

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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 279 reads
posted
16 / 26
You shit head lol. I seriously do NOT remember you laying out cash ha ha.

I know not to ever leave the shit in the hotel room, so that's just habit but I do NOT remember how you paid me...Mac either for that matter. Oh wait, yes I do. Mac got me a prepaid card to book my flight home with bwahahhaa.

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Dr Who revived 193 reads
posted
17 / 26
I had to remind you before we left for dinner to put that away LOL

I could have made a game of it....like putting bills out in various places and give you 5 minutes to grab it all or forfeit it.  Would have been tougher than naming the resident board idiots.  I gotta believe you would have been able to name at least a few of them...right?

Hmm...sounds like fun  :D

Nah..you earned every penny of it.
Posted By: London Rayne
I know not to ever leave the shit on the hotel room, so that's just habit but I do NOT remember how you paid me...Mac either for that matter. Oh wait, yes I do. Mac got me a prepaid card to book my flight home with bwahahhaa.

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 205 reads
posted
18 / 26
You are good... Love you already...:D [e]


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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 204 reads
posted
19 / 26
Wow...I hate you lol! EOKissmyassmessage!


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Dr Who revived 220 reads
posted
20 / 26
saturn hates me too...so there LOL

And I keep on dancing with hotplants...she's not quite sure which CPA is going to reply to her  :D

It's a wonderful life.

Unless you're Udo.

MagicMedic 5 Reviews 211 reads
posted
21 / 26
Re: What you fucked her too?

Damn you didn't tell me that in the PM, holy crap all that other stuff but not that. LOL

Yes I asked if she was German, cause that was goudentite.

MM

bluepillman 232 reads
posted
22 / 26
Didnt fk her. I'm too big. WAY too big. She sent me a pic of the golden puss...lol...eom


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MagicMedic 5 Reviews 250 reads
posted
23 / 26
Re: Damn, I thought for a second the last three hobbyist on here tried to get in

That's like when I make a comment on FB and I have all ex's commenting on it, makes me laugh every time.

Now I know why she asked me to send her that pic, lol. At least it was you and not some back channel moron. Wait didn't she say that she never sends pic's?

Dude I am thankful that I am not any bigger than I am.

MM

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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 273 reads
posted
24 / 26
Um, fk you both! I sent no pics! BPM is lying lol. E.


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MagicMedic 5 Reviews 205 reads
posted
25 / 26
then what pic did he send me, looked familiar JS. eom


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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 243 reads
posted
26 / 26
How the hell would I know? If I did send him a pic, I would flat out say so. I sent CS a few! E.


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