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dblhappy 43 Reviews 225 reads
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Sweaty Balls ...
I have come to the conclusion that additional services are rendered when you shower at the providers incall. Besides sometimes having them hop in the shower with you or invite you in. I have had many impromptu bbbj's, daty's,CG's and quite often assistance in making sure my nether area was nice and clean before the invasion.

That said, that is still not what this thread is about. When I was visiting a provider the other day she thanked me for taking a shower and then said that she "hated the smell of sweaty balls".

Several times providers have mentioned how much they appreciate the fact that I take a moment to prepare myself for the session. I fully expect them to be freshly bathed and on a few occassions (very few), I have been disappointed. I knew the provider had not taken the same care due to the smell. When that happened, I cut my own visit to her nether area short.

Why should I expect anything more of the lady? Why should you?

After having my jewels sucked and having my little fat ass kissed all over, I am convinced that those of you who are less hygiene conscience probably enjoy a lesser level of service because you smell. And to be honest, I can't blame a provider for not wanting to put her nose or anything else down near your sweaty balls.

This is not a rant and I know to most this is preaching to the choir, but for me and my money the brief time it takes to shower seems to be an investment with a much better return than the one you will get when you offer a lady your stinky ass and sweaty balls.

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Xarliah213 reads

... because most guys refused to take a shower when I offered.  Maybe they don't realized how sweaty balls smells like.  LOL

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brazil21128 reads

i always shower before and make the girl shower.i though this was normal for most people. i remember talking to this guy in mexico. he was telling me how bad the service is in mexico. the guy looked like the unabomber when they caught him but was a 300 pound version of him.He  looked like he hadnt shaved or showered in a year. this guy actually thought because he was paying for it he could be the biggest slob and they wouldnt care. providers are human- not machines. providers love my clean freak attitude. i always get a discount second time around.

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Justachick119 reads

That's interesting. So let's say you're doing incall - you walk into her apartment and tell her to get into the shower? Most providers with half a brain have already been in the shower before they see you. They've also fixed their hair and makeup. So are you saying that you make her shower again, and screw up her hair and makeup just so that you can make sure she's showered? Or do you ask and take yes for an answer? Do you get near her and do a smell test to make sure? If a guy insisted that I take a shower, I'd politely say no, and that would be that. I'm not showering one more time just to satisfy some need for controlling my hygiene. If he doesn't believe that I've showered when I'm standing there with hair that's washed daily and a body that's showered before every appointment, he can take a hike. And I've never had anyone insist, so I must look really clean.

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dblhappy226 reads

Doffing cap to Blackbeltxxx in a previous thread

Related Link: Not everyone hates sweaty balls

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kmill4u159 reads

to the fun.

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MaxwellSmartAss214 reads

...like 'Schweaty Balls', even the smell ...  ;-)

http://www.ibeatyou.com/entry/6dfb9f/alec-baldwin-schweaty-balls

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mattradd189 reads

and even if it's just a 10 or 15 minute car ride, I still jump in the shower, whether the lady does or not. I think the lady offering a shower is the hint that she would feel more comfortable if you took her up on her offer. Comfort is the main ingredient to a great time had by all. I typically return to those ladies who join me in the shower, especially at the beginning.

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leglover1955115 reads

I always shower just prior to leaving for an appointment. Doesn't matter to me what type of an appointment, be it just a massage, doctor, dentist, and always definitely with a lady. But, that's just me.

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shudaknownbetter151 reads

I am medically retired...  the bright side is I get to go to a provider straight from home.  The last thing I do before departure is shower & put on fresh underclothes.
I always excuse myself upon arrival to make a quick bathroom stop including being sure I'm as clean as I can be.  
I would do no less on a civie date, how could I do less for a lovely lady?
skb

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swimtrekr88 reads

If she insists I shower again, I will, but I am always clean and clean shaven (the balls too) when I get there.  In fact, to make sure I get a real good facial shave, I usually refrain from shaving the face for at least one day before the appt.

I can't imagine showing up anyway else.  She is my date for the time I am with her, and I want to be as clean as possible for her.

Swim

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rexkay007101 reads

Agree about taking a shower before the session (I have only had two till date).  

I personally cannot imagine turning up for a session without feeling, being and smelling clean.

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keystonekid110 reads

ladies will even jump into the shower with you to start the session with some slippin and sliding.

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