... I imagine that a tongue is better than a finger:
1. No bad breath issue
2. While he's down there,  You can stare at the ceiling and think about your shopping list for the grocery store later on
3. Easier to fake it

Both need to be used in tandem.  Start by flicking her clit with your tongue and figure out what she likes best.  When she's moist, slip a finger in and find her G-Spot.  Keep licking her clit.  Then pull out your finger and gently work a second one in before slipping that well-lubricated first finger back inside here.  After that, use both fingers to rub her G-Spot and keep flicking your tongue until it's beating like a hummingbird's wing.
You will make her very happy, which will cause her to then make you very happy.

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If someone tried to emulate a hummingbird anywhere near my clit, I'd be moving on to the next thing ASAP.  Never mind that read-it-in-Playboy-circa-1980 rubbing the G-spot thing.

First of all, show me where I said this technique was the "one oral technique that will melt all women into purring puddles of pussy-goo?"  All I said was it's a technique I use.  As for the hummingbird bird part, please excuse my analogy.  Hint: I wasn't being literal, as I doubt anyone's tongue can move that fast.
Geesh.  Who pissed in your Cheerios this morning?
But thanks for making it clear you're someone never to see.  Nice marketing, hon.

I really coulda used your help with my shopping list.

Seems you and my hubby have a similar technique..... His pretty much makes me a simpering mess of pussy too........his tongue is Gene Simmons long so I very much enjoy the hummingbird like flicking!!!!  

I just did one yesterday and am surprisingly reasonable in my rates.  Just tell hubby no sword-crossing.

Lololol........he's soooo not into sharing me.....we only do FMF......he's the only one for me.....I share him on occasion.  

why cant more women be like you .. what a sweet reply xo and its really nice that you and your husband have such a nice relationship. i wouldn't share either , guess its a guy thing .  

But both of you should think about how hot it might be.

I hope no one put you on meds. LMAO!

its a long story , essay will be forthcoming with details . I do know and trust you . the other blond one did have a nice time that night and did point you out . lol I was late but not that late . lol  

Stop teasing me, you prick. LOL!

Not into fingers (does nada for me) and I have no G spot. And easy on the tongue action too. Good that it worked for a lady or two though. I am pretty sure I am already on your DNS list so that's one thing you don;t have to.  

I find that sad.  
PS: Try not to take what I write so literally.  I'm hardly into a cookie-cutter technique and encourage my partner to let me know how she prefers it.  I am highly adaptable.  Sheesh! Must I explain everything?

So many great choices!

So, like the lady who asks a guy with a tiny penis "who do you think you are going to satisfy with that tiny thing"...he says "me". In other words, I have no issue with my dislikes, it's only those that want what I won't give that have the problem.

You are also blunt and harsh and truthful, should I assume that you are an angry man or unhappy? No, you are straight forward and truthful in your own way. I admit our abject bluntness can come across in any number of ways that can and are described in a negative light. I highly doubt that you care, about as much as I care what others think. I actually would have thought you 'd have noticed that

Yeah, yet another reason we get paid $$$$$$. Because, if in real life a guy did any of those things, it would be game over.  

I'll admit that I sometimes find myself intolerant of behavior in others that I'm just as guilty of.
That said, I try to leaven it with humor as much as possible and I think people find me, at times, pretty funny. You might try it!

just had to punch a guy on the top of his head with your knuckles or a perfume bottle?  (That "frantic chewing" remark earns great sympathy not to mention empathy.)