Ads Posted on Other Sites

I had originally posted something like this on a regional board and thought some here might enjoy. I often check out the provider ads from other sites and cross reference them on TER. It's like visiting the whore circus with dozens of rings all going at once. Bright flashy shows, most devoid of substance and some total and utter bullshit.  

Bullshit ad tag lines that show up with regularity.

100% me or it's free! (So when I get there and it's a different girl I get a free session! Sweet!)

$350 all nighter, unlimited pops! (Some dumbshit always falls for it as evidenced by the "She ripped me off" ads posted the next day.)

Specials this week only! (Huh...same specials as last week...and the week before...and the week before that...)

The girl you won't forget! (Sorry who are you again?)

I'm back! (Fuck I never knew you left!)

New pictures! (Please reference specials this week.)

Anything with the word daddy in the ad. (I don't know about you but a girl I'm fucking calling me daddy would make my skin crawl!)

On the flip side there are the ones that let me know these are girls I want to see.

Sans Hyperbole.

They Sicken of Calm.

Software into Hardware.

Think Globally, Drill Locally.

65" Entertainment Unit.

I really like the last there.