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3 Stages of Sex in Married Life
Jill Morgan 4393 reads
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The first is Household Sex. That's where you f**k in every room in the house, in every imaginable position.

The second is Bedroom Sex, which is where you f**k in the bedroom, but with less and less frequency and less and less enthusiasm.

The third stage is Hallway Sex. That's where you pass each other in the hallway and say. "F**k you!"


I thought it was cute and had to share.



-- Modified on 10/2/2003 12:46:03 PM

1way 3171 reads
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fortitude 2733 reads
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And things have been looking up since.  Hope to see you soon, sweetie!

F.

-- Modified on 10/3/2003 4:00:26 AM

xess 2817 reads
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And then there was Jill who took things the the highest level, from the hallway *f---k* U to let's keep on *f..king* and each tiem its better!

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