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NewEnglandGangsta 2228 reads

posted 11 years ago

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Modern Day Prostitutes: The "Transformers" Effect

Reflecting on the recent drama in the east coast, some escorts can transform themselves from an average look of 8 something in to miraculously producing pages and pages of endless perfect 10s in both looks and performance in their reviews. That's simply amazing they can look younger and prettier the older they get!

Have they discovered the fountain of youth? Have they eaten an apple from the tree of eternal life? Yet, even more astonishing is that at some point they transform back down to an 8 in looks and 7 in performance. Suddenly, a dose of reality strikes and the days of their perfect 10 glories vanish overnight.

Have they forgotten to drink from the fountain of youth that day? Do you think they are hanging out with the Decepticons or the Auto-bots? Have they been hooking them up with cosmetics containing an element called "transformium"?

Your thoughts, if any?

GordianKnot 481 reads

posted 11 years ago

2 / 22

Am I missing something? Is this a performance art piece? e

Posted By: NewEnglandGangsta

Reflecting on the recent drama in the east coast, some escorts can transform themselves from an average look of 8 something in to miraculously producing pages and pages of endless perfect 10s in both looks and performance in their reviews. That's simply amazing they can look younger and prettier the older they get!

Have they discovered the fountain of youth? Have they eaten an apple from the tree of eternal life? Yet, even more astonishing is that at some point they transform back down to an 8 in looks and 7 in performance. Suddenly, a dose of reality strikes and the days of their perfect 10 glories vanish overnight.

Have they forgotten to drink from the fountain of youth that day? Do you think they are hanging out with the Decepticons or the Auto-bots? Have they been hooking them up with cosmetics containing an element called "transformium"?

Your thoughts, if any?

86H13LTP 463 reads

posted 11 years ago

3 / 22

Transformers dude ? And you wonder why you have to reach in your pocket ? eom

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Chickenfries 572 reads

posted 11 years ago

4 / 22

Did your mother not give you the attention you needed as a base

To foster fruitful relationship with the opposite sex?

Posted By: NewEnglandGangsta

Reflecting on the recent drama in the east coast, some escorts can transform themselves from an average look of 8 something in to miraculously producing pages and pages of endless perfect 10s in both looks and performance in their reviews. That's simply amazing they can look younger and prettier the older they get!

Have they discovered the fountain of youth? Have they eaten an apple from the tree of eternal life? Yet, even more astonishing is that at some point they transform back down to an 8 in looks and 7 in performance. Suddenly, a dose of reality strikes and the days of their perfect 10 glories vanish overnight.

Have they forgotten to drink from the fountain of youth that day? Do you think they are hanging out with the Decepticons or the Auto-bots? Have they been hooking them up with cosmetics containing an element called "transformium"?

Your thoughts, if any?

skarphedin 429 reads

posted 11 years ago

5 / 22

No. And, no. -e-

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bonordonor 345 reads

posted 11 years ago

6 / 22

I'd say the first "no" is debatable. -e-

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Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 573 reads

posted 11 years ago

7 / 22

Wait, what "drama" happened on the east coast? -e-

Posted By: NewEnglandGangsta

Reflecting on the recent drama in the east coast, some escorts can transform themselves from an average look of 8 something in to miraculously producing pages and pages of endless perfect 10s in both looks and performance in their reviews. That's simply amazing they can look younger and prettier the older they get!

Have they discovered the fountain of youth? Have they eaten an apple from the tree of eternal life? Yet, even more astonishing is that at some point they transform back down to an 8 in looks and 7 in performance. Suddenly, a dose of reality strikes and the days of their perfect 10 glories vanish overnight.

Have they forgotten to drink from the fountain of youth that day? Do you think they are hanging out with the Decepticons or the Auto-bots? Have they been hooking them up with cosmetics containing an element called "transformium"?

Your thoughts, if any?

skarphedin 420 reads

posted 11 years ago

8 / 22

+1 and This ^^^^^ -e-

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89Springer 429 reads

posted 11 years ago

9 / 22

Well, Les Miserables is performing at The Imperial...

and Cabaret is running from 9/7/14 to 3/29/15 at Studio 54, and The Elephant Man is running from 11/7/14 through 2/15/15 at the Booth Theatre.

rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 417 reads

posted 11 years ago

10 / 22

And the TER Players will be performing…

“Tin Roof on a Hot Cat House.”

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 433 reads

posted 11 years ago

11 / 22

Starring GaGgie the cat and BigDaddyPapasan. -e-

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89Springer 485 reads

posted 11 years ago

12 / 22

It's Sunday morning...

Shouldn't you two be working?

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 487 reads

posted 11 years ago

13 / 22

DUH I'm using the wifi at church. -e-

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JohnyComeAlready 468 reads

posted 11 years ago

14 / 22

I thought you would worship at the Altar of Halter (eom)

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rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 443 reads

posted 11 years ago

15 / 22

No - Our Lady of Enduring Penetration. eom

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mrfisher 111 Reviews 429 reads

posted 11 years ago

16 / 22

I thought that was you. Turn around and wave at me. 8o) eom

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skarphedin 584 reads

posted 11 years ago

17 / 22

You posed for this didn't you?

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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 547 reads

posted 11 years ago

18 / 22

Doing a rough calculation of the cost of your disappointing trysts...

I reckon that to date you've spent between $40,000 and $48,000 on bad sex just since you've been crying in your beer under your current alias. I saw the same bad sex on sale at WalMart for $2,995.99. Work with me, gangsta, go shopping!