With apologies to MrSelfDestruct.

   Jesus-godinheaven!; Is every lady on Yahoo-personals and the other "dating" sites 75+ pounds over weight?. Lately the new trend in photos is "Head Shots". Gee! wonder what their trying to hide?

   I got brave over the Labor-Day Weekend and met a civvi lady from Yahoo Personals. Ok; I could tell from the "headshot" she wasn't a spinner but trying not to be shallow I decided to give it a try especially since She Had volunteered that she was into "toys". Well she dressed as well as can be expected for someone trying to hide two pigs in a sack. Her love of toys seemed to begin & end with pondering whether she should actually try the vibrating eggs that her girl friend bought her. I spent the time wondering how such a confused ,conflicted and naive woman can make it this far without being institutionalized or mistaken for a large sea mammal and accidentally harpooned.

  I have tried to make contact with ladies that actually have figures on these dating sites. There response is usually a consent form to have my TRW and Dunn & Bradstreet accessed.
True Love? Repeat after me gang.....
               It's All About The Money!!

  Cm

 

I too, have met people through YP.  Have had some good experiences, some bad ones.  The biggest problem I have is time, though.  

As for the money thing, given the age group I think we are both dealing with, it shouldn't be surprising that they are concerned with "security".  What I will say is that there are better places to contact single women who aren't looking for as much security as the ones in Yahoo.  Additionally...this is FREAKIN So Cal, CM!  There are plenty of places where the people think less about $...but there are less providers there, too, buddy.

Hang in there, and kudos to you for trying.

What you may think you lack in provider variety you sure make up in QUALITY!

Here....... have a tissue..... you're breakin' my heart.

LOL

Besides, I was talking about the people I see from Yahoo Personals.  Dang, if I could date the providers I see, I would have about ten wives.

Also, look who is talking about quality, brudda.  I know better than that.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this outta start some crap! Hehehehe...

When it came to daitng, I was getting sick & tired of my friends referring to me as the "pig f*cker"! Sorry folks, but it was the only game in town out there!!!

Dating Civies had me feeling that I was either a cattle rancher or a pig farmer!! And boy can civies eat too while on a "date"! I swear, they must not have eaten all week long just so they could stuff themselves when we went out.

Thank heavens for these ladies here! I'd be a lost & lonely (and much more hornier) man without them.

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