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And some hookers wonder.....
Blowing Chunks 2577 reads
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This girl kept track of all her hours spent on a spread sheet and asked a friend to make a pretty chart of her yearly activities.  

Talk about detail-oriented

no_email 3 Reviews 629 reads
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Blowing Chunks 708 reads
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Blowing Chunks 657 reads
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Blowing Chunks 621 reads
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So I made a typo that I can't fucking fix, so fuck you all fucking pedantic fuckers.

Anyway, somehow she was never on my radar before...  but now I'm interested. Not so much for her looks but more cuz she seems like an interesting nerdy girl a nerdy guy would like. :)

 



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skarphedin 506 reads
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SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 546 reads
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10 / 42

why we don't believe them when they tell us that they destroy our information after the session....Same goes with agencies....

FatElvis 23 Reviews 730 reads
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11 / 42

I'm really impressed with this on a number levels. First, just tracking this alone takes incredible discipline. Secondly, she clearly understands the value of her time. Two great traits to have, especially when you're compensated based on production. This is a business and Avery is showing she's serious about it. Mad props!

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 742 reads
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12 / 42

She wouldn't need to save personal info to generate that chart. It's based primarily on her schedule.  

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
why we don't believe them when they tell us that they destroy our information after the session....Same goes with agencies....

Tjjamison2 102 Reviews 794 reads
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13 / 42

I'm sure the IRS will be scheduling an appointment with her....

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 665 reads
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15 / 42

would be holding onto a lot more of personal information as well. If I had a labia, reading some of the hooker diaries and notes would make it shrivel.  

This would be a great thing if the business was legal to begin with. But its not. Not undermining her smartness, just the info she has on us.

I'll give you an example.. I saw one DC based hooker in 2005, and had absolutely best time. Saw her couple of times after that in the same month. Next time I felt like reconnecting, it was in 2009.  I shot her email. She was seemingly happy to see my email and agreed to meet. She not only had saved all info about minute details that I shared about me, including likes and dislikes, she wasn't shy to talk about it. I still had great time BCD, but it got me thinking hard about sharing some of the info with providers like real name, family details, job details etc. Its all good when things are good, but when things go sour, it can come back to haunt us.

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SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 591 reads
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I just don't want them that leverage. Unless I am officially dating one.. Far from real possiblity.

JosephineBelle See my TER Reviews 723 reads
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19 / 42

For budgeting and *ahem* tax purposes, but to post it seems...in bad taste. Y'all don't need to know how much I'm fucking....or how many pairs of shoes I buy...

This is a lovely infographic though, I say as a graph/chart appreciator.

GaGambler 624 reads
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20 / 42

and at over a thousand hours of "work" at two grand an hour we are talking close to three million that she claims to be making, I certainly hope that her returns don't have a top line number of only a couple of hundred grand or she might find herself in some hot water.

I know a lot of providers pay taxes, but do you really think this woman is claiming Three million in cash earnings? If not, that knock at her door could be our mutual pimp (the IRS) wanting their cut.

Unless your tax returns exactly mirror your financial records, posting them online is a rather stupid thing to do, especially if you are making 7 digits a year.

Iamnotdeadyet 14 Reviews 520 reads
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Believe or not. All I know is that it can be difficult scheduling an appointment with this wonderful lady. She's always traveling. I have seen her several times and it is well worth the effort.

Cosette 519 reads
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GaGambler 565 reads
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23 / 42

because according to her own records, that's about what she grossed.

I am a gambling man, and I am willing to bet that she claimed less than $2,788,000.00 in top line income, before deductions, which is what 1,394 hours times $2,000 hour works out to. Not to mention the gifts she mentions which over a certain threshold that she most certainly exceeds need to be claimed as well.

Would you like to make a friendly wager?

no_email 3 Reviews 612 reads
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25 / 42

This info became international news.

Absolute genius!

GaGambler 482 reads
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26 / 42

this is a quote from the second sentence of the linked article

Avery Moore, 29, from New York - who charges clients $2,000 an hour - posted the workflow diagram to her blog last week to illustrate all of her activities over the course of 365 days

I didn't read her blog or look any further than the linked article so I very well could have missed her "true" rate, and I was going to make a wager on her "top line" number, not the number she actually paid taxes on. I would expect, or at least hope that those would be hugely different number her top and bottom line numbers. BTW there is a 50% exclusion for T&E, so 10-15% would translate into 5-7 1/2%, but if she is smart there are a thousand other ways to lower that bottom line number.

Dr Who revived 580 reads
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27 / 42

Only a complete imbecile would publicly post up their records of potential unreported (or under-reported) income.  FWIW it's quite easy to reverse engineer nearly anyone's income.  Why anyone would want to help the cause is...well incredibly stupid.  But some of these delusional hookers want to believe that they are above the rest of the crowd.  

You are aware that there is a program that a "good samaritan" can report tax cheats, or suspected tax cheats.  And if the IRS can recover the taxes owed there is a spif (aka reward) paid to the "good samaritan".  

Works particularly well in matrimonial dissolution cases...of course getting "innocent spouse relief" is a given in those cases.  And amazing how those end up getting settled...and quickly.

But in a stupid situation like this lame brained hooker...whatever!
Posted By: GaGambler
and at over a thousand hours of "work" at two grand an hour we are talking close to three million that she claims to be making, I certainly hope that her returns don't have a top line number of only a couple of hundred grand or she might find herself in some hot water.

I know a lot of providers pay taxes, but do you really think this woman is claiming Three million in cash earnings? If not, that knock at her door could be our mutual pimp (the IRS) wanting their cut.

Unless your tax returns exactly mirror your financial records, posting them online is a rather stupid thing to do, especially if you are making 7 digits a year.

GaGambler 601 reads
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I don't know if I really want to know exactly what I spend on this each year. Unless and until it becomes tax deductible, at that point my record keeping will get a thousand times better.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 611 reads
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29 / 42

...if I kept a spreadsheet of how much I SPENT on providers over the course of a year.

Blowing Chunks 624 reads
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30 / 42

aybe closer to a 3/4 million gross?   Minus hotels,  flights,  trains,  taxi,  etc.  

Minus 100k in shoes cloths and designer bags  :

Sidney Starr See my TER Reviews 516 reads
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I don't make or keep notes on my clients but like many women I am detail oriented and have great memory. After we meet I delete your information because I just don't want a bunch of texts, emails or numbers in my smartphone

JosephineBelle See my TER Reviews 611 reads
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If you really wanted to, it wouldn't be hard to go to her website and find the real name it's registered under, even if she registered privately like us smart ladies do

Cosette 559 reads
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First of all, she's $2000/2hrs, and $8500/24 hours so if she spent 1394 hours "working", which really it says with company so that could or could not include uncharged time. But at the extremes if they were ALL overnights, then $490K and if they were all 2 hours then $1.4M, so let's say $800K? She travels a lot so with traveling costs at lets say 10-15%, and other expenses for 10-15%, I'll venture to say she made $500,000.

I'll make a friendly wager she declared $300,000

no_email 3 Reviews 522 reads
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Have you forgotten you set your rates?  

 

... if you think your services are too pricey. You have the power to change that.

Cosette 704 reads
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But it is an expensive activity if you dabble in it more than once a month.

2labman 26 Reviews 414 reads
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I'd probably quit the hobby.  There are some realities that you don't want to face.

Maybe put it another way - I'd rather spend it on something that makes me really happy than leave it for my estate.

Or - It's therapy, and a necessity, so spend it and get over it.

Or - YOLO, if you have it, spend it while you can still enjoy it.  I figure that I will have quit the hobby by age 75, and that's roughly average age of death in my gene pool.  Even if I make it to 85, what the hell would I want to spend it on then?  A better walker?

Take pride in your vices.

Blowing Chunks 604 reads
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JosephineBelle See my TER Reviews 624 reads
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Yeah, but it could easily slip the minds of most to fully cover their tracks in that way, not to mention it has to be paid for somehow, and even a gift card can be traced unless paid in cash.

GaGambler 560 reads
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several times a week is another story, but it makes me happy, so who cares if it's a bit expensive. I can always take solace by reading the amounts of some divorce settlements, this is very cheap in comparison, plus the sex is a thousand times better.

nnmiamo 19 Reviews 566 reads
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Yes, it can make you quit, but then you realize that to deny yourself great sex is like starving yourself ... it's just cruel. I think everyone has hit the moment when they say, I spent ____ on providers last month!! WTF!

There are so many wonderful ladies out there

nnmiamo 19 Reviews 649 reads
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