I mean really! Check out that "Concrete Vibrator" 12000 vpm's and the disclaimer it has... ("Could easily break bones.") A dildo? Or a WMD? I get visions of somebody firing that up for a lady and putting holes in the walls instead. Not a very discreet encounter, that one. Like a scene out of "Police Squad."
Which would just goes to show you should never bring a marital aid into a martial situation... or vice-versa.
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