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And on a less serious note...
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I don't know about you guys, but one of the reasons I got into this was to basically relive my youth. I remember the days when I didn't give a fuck about anything. Just party and get laid.

Well, you know. Of course I had to pay to accomplish this mission, so I had to have a job... ;)

But being nostalgic, and a little drunk(just a little), I look back and remember all the ladies I had before I started to P4P.

Don't get me wrong. I dig the shit out of this. But, when you get older, you get more serious with life. And I think it sucks ass.

Always thought I'd be the perpetual adolescent.

'I might be getting older, but I refuse to grow up' is a favorite saying of mine.

And when I look in the mirror and see white hairs coming out, oh yeah. I have a problem.

I'm just grateful that the ladies here make me feel like I'm 22 again.

This old, tired heart has seen a lot of shit. But if just for those 2 or so hours of hired playtime, I'm eternally grateful!

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Now, for your listening pleasure.... ;)

....I got married at the ripe young age of 23 and we've been together for thirty something years.

The first 25 years were Heaven. She was a perfect partner, friend and lover. In those days an affair of any kind was not at all in the realm of possibility. I was happily married and very, very satisfied.

Just the same throughout the years I sometimes wondered what I may have missed out on in my earlier days by marrying so young.
 
Towards the end of our relationship as the problems in our marriage arose and I realized that they were no longer surmountable I turned to the hobby for companionship.

All those years of wondering what I may have been missing in experiencing other women has now become a reality.

I am able to actually start over again reliving my youth, spending time with any provider that will answer my call whether eighteen years young  to the special ladies into their forties.

For me the hobby is an unfortunate reality but now a very necessary one and one that allows me to experience all that there is.



My buddy's family owns some dealerships and we took a Jeep for the weekend. We stayed on their houseboat and played on the beach this one weekend.

Took the Jeep for a cruise and picked up a stripper. Didn't know she was until she told me and took her back to the houseboat.

She and I went ontop the thing and got nekkid before we went back down and got to business inside.

My boy was drinking outside on the deck when another brother came. Told him, 'Gary! Check it out!' Gary looked inside and saw me pounding away on this poor young lady. ;)

The funny part about it was, another family that owns dealerships here had a houseboat right next door. Apparently I put on a show for the grandkids when we were on the roof!

They had a 'meeting' of sorts, and my brother's dad was turned onto the fact that there was some shit going on that the grandkids shouldn't have seen. Vince's dad asked him what the hell happened and Vince said 'Shit! That was Mike!'

His dad was cool about it, and spent the next time with us on his houseboat.

Good times. ;)

I was as horny a youth as there ever was (And still am.) but I never got laid until I was out of college.

I'm still making up for lost time.

Hirogen190 reads

Who couldn't get laid.
I had one such friend that I felt so bad for that I had to make a deal with this chick just to get him laid. I had to fuck her myself in order to get her to fuck him. I set it all up and got the poor sap laid. It took a whopping 5 minutes to change his life. Yes, that was true friendship.

Fortunately, my social skills and charm enabled my to have a happy and healthy sex life very early on. I wouldn't trade those days for anything. Such great memories :)

Little Phil140 reads

I had a friend like that but for his birthday, we hit the bar at the lake.  He got drunk and puked on a jeep and I brought him a souvenir undergarment from the girl I ditched him for.  Looking back, I probably should have been more sharing but I was selfish then.  Actually, I'm worse now, lol.

One of the great things about the hobby is being able to do the things I wish I could have done when I was younger, but were never possible in civvie world.  

Doubles?  Not a chance in the real world, at least for me.  Here in the hobby, pretty much at will.  Same goes for triples! :)

Orgies?  Never in real life, but multiple times in the hobby.  I doubt anyone that I know outside of this can say they f*cked eight different ladies in one night.  I can!  :)

Ever met a porn star?  I have...and f*cked three of them, so far!  :) :) :)

Since I began hobbying, it's become a major consideration in my travel planning, and now I can be sure with 100% certainty that I will be spending quality time with some lovely lady wherever I go.  Whether in Vegas, Florida, on business trips anywhere...does it get better than than that?

Just my perspective.  Carry on.

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