done with it the last how many years you have been here would probably continue to be good going forward.  What happened lately to make this an issue?

Then go fuck yourself.

You need to see your urologist.

Sounds like an STD.

for a Penisectomy.  Tell your surgeon to take your severed wang, fill it with razor blades and shove it up your ass.  Then take two aspirin and call me in the morning.
Better yet, don't call.

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You must have read stories about gunfighters in the Old West carving a notch in their gun handle for each of their conquests.  

The thing is, you're not supposed to carve a notch in your penis with each of your conquests.  I recommend that you write a review or put a notch in your belt after each session.

 
"Notches? We don't got to show you no stinking notches!"

Here's some advice,
That I hope you will take,
Put a crotch on your notch,
And give us all a fuckin break.

Feels good

rub it over the top of an excited cliterous, taking advantage of the inverted V shape of the notch to simultaneously simulate the top and sides of the cliterous

I think that's what God gave it to you lol

The American Government funded a study to see why the head of the penis is larger than the shaft.
After a year and $180,000.00 , they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

The French decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00 and 3 years they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

The Irish, unsatisfied with the findings, did their own study. After 2 weeks, a cost of about $75.46 and many pints of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the head.