Why do hookers tell me they won’t exchange sex for money but then, when I get to their incall, they instantly.....exchange……sex……for……money?  
   
   
 Cuddling with a TS isn’t THAT bad…it’s much worse than that.  
   
   
 I think the worst thing about the Jolly Green Giant walking down the street is looking up and seeing his Jolly Green Giant Johnson.  
   
   
 I really hope I live long enough to see a p4p girl so good looking she was a 10. Or even a 7.  
   
   
   
 When I was a teen, I knew someday, far in the future, science would prove that squirt was actually pee. And they did. In 1997. And 2002, 2003, 2005 and again reconfirmed it in 2008. 2012 they tested it again and once again, it was pee then yet again just last year. I think squirters must all be Republicans. They don't believe in science either.  
   
   
   
 I really think we use white envelopes to protect us from STD’s. I am not sure but I think it has to be better than BBFS.  
   
   
   
 I heard a hooker here say that one time a john had a bowel movement at her incall. I thought that was funny. But it did make me ponder…Where did the expression “take a dump” come from? Dont we actually "leave" a dump?  
   
   
   
 When I got older, my fantasy was always to go fuck a college girl in her dorm….I knew it could never happen. I don't have that as a fantasy anymore.  
   
   
 I remember being in grade school like it was yesterday and when teacher asked us what we wanted to be known for after our life was over, I looked away so she wouldn't ask me. Sadly, she eventually called on me, and although I was kinda shy, I still managed to tell the teacher I wanted to be the guy that haggled with hot young hookers. Teacher should have just told me she wanted me to lie.  
   
   
 The LE check is really underrated…and yet completely overused.  
   
   
 Someone should invent software that recognizes the fifth consecutive contact by a john with no response from a hooker and make him attend a sensitivity training session with the PC police here....then I'll kick his ass for being such a pussy by attending the class. Everyone wins that way.  
   
   
 I don't get all this worry the girls seem to have about being busted. Don't they know they can just suck the cops dick?  
   
   
 Did you ever stop to think about all the really unfortunate people in the world? The poor. The needy. The hookers with goiters. I know I do. Almost daily I think about the poor bastard who gave up after he created P410.  
   
   
 I think the real reason a hooker gets us a warm towel is so they never ever ever have to touch our disease riddled sex organ again. Until we reschedule. That seems to allay their fears.  
   
   
 All I really wanted from TER this past Christmas was to make a change so I can alphabetize my hate mail, but they pm'd me telling me to "fuck off asshole."  
   
   
 Speaking of hate mail I got a very strange one last month from a person that sends them to me often. It was so vile. She said "why don't you stop all your stupid shit. No one likes you, you are a disgrace, an embarrasement to your race and a total POS!" And she always signs off the same ignorant way. "And are you still coming for dinner Tuesday?  Love, mom."  
   
   
 Do you know how you can always remember where you were when something really big and important happens in the country like the OJ Simpson car chase or the day they reached his verdict? For me I'll never forget where I was and who I was with on November 15, 2013 at 7:42 pm. I was sitting at the Olive Garden eating my 7th bread stick when a p4p gal leaned over and told me she gave up being a courtesan to focus on escorting only. I don't eat the bread sticks anymore.  
   
   
 I am really starting to think the only reason a john buys a gift for his hooker so he can stick it up her ass later when the relationship goes bad.  
   
   
 I really beleive there are some questions we will never know the answer to. Who killed JFK? Is there life on other planets? Why does Radio Shack ask for my phone number when I buy batteries? If I had to choose one to get the answer to it would have to be...how does Perfectstorm know more about TER than.........TER? Some things will remain a mystery I guess.  
   
   
 I am not really sure I think all of the above but I’m not certain about it either.  
   
   
   
   
   

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