have been putting together a loose leaf binder of all of the things that H+T likes.
Been training daily in the art of cumming fast -- always trying to break my personal bests. Been practicing the art of envelope-stuffing by taking up a part-time gig in a mail room. Been seeing a nutritionist who specializes in diets that make male semen taste desirable. Sanitizing daily by taking baths in iodine, peroxide, and rubbing Alcohol. I have even trained in exiting hotel rooms quickly by chasing live chickens out the door. I think I am ready to be H+T's favorite client. On a scale from 1-10, what do you think my chances are? Am I ready yet
None of that crap matters to her... She's as shallow as the rest of us... If you want to be her fav...you need to show up looking like this...lol. 😎
None of that crap matters to her... She's as shallow as the rest of us... If you want to be her fav...you need to show up looking like this...lol. 😎
She is refreshingly frank, she stands up for the ladies, and she debunks a lot of monger bullshit. Kind of reminds me of someone else wading in from the breakers. I don't always agree with her but I'll bet that Lebowski would give her a Righteous Dude award.
And I want badly for her to spank me hard with her rod of truth.
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She is refreshingly frank, she stands up for the ladies, and she debunks a lot of monger bullshit. Kind of reminds me of someone else wading in from the breakers. I don't always agree with her but I'll bet that Lebowski would give her a Righteous Dude award.
...especially in the way we approach a session...and I would very much like to find out if we would work well together...and unlike a number of people I find strong opinionated women attractive...
She is refreshingly frank, she stands up for the ladies, and she debunks a lot of monger bullshit. Kind of reminds me of someone else wading in from the breakers. I don't always agree with her but I'll bet that Lebowski would give her a Righteous Dude award.
in real life were as sweet as the faint, far-off, celestial tone of angel whispers fluttering from on high. I'll bet some of the most swaggering guys on this board also are little lambs at playtime. That's the biz and that's the 'net.
H+T is merely the internet alter-ego ... of the sweetest, most charming southern belle. A virtual cuddly care-bear doll ... but a mega sexy one. Maybe I should alter my game. Try to seduce her with roses, chocolates, and sweet love sonnets.
....I would imagine (and hope) that H&T's online persona is the real her, and that ornery & unfiltered spitfire is the one that I would want to get to know and subsequently jump into bed with.
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