"Come Fuck me Pumps"

You guys don't get out much, do you?

I see pics of ladies wearing them in bed but c'mon man. I've been with some ladies that they are so long I'm worried it may be a weapon or worse I may be injured my accident.

Come fck me pumps?  

A friend has 5" CFM's because she's short and I'm tall, but they are pulled off before anything dangerous can happen.  Good thing it wasn't on a waterbed!!

time to update my acronym library.

And I have the girls keep them on at all times.  They are highly skilled at maneuvering with them on and I have yet to be impaled.  If a girl really wants to impress me she'll wear them in Asian Cowgirl, then look down to watch the action

IDK

Careful, last time I had a provider keep her CFMPs (5" stilettos on a 5' girl) on during CG, she almost impaled my thighs with them as her whole body tightened up and convulsed during her big O.  Yes everyone, I am sure you are right she was just faking that shit.  In any case, going forward I am definitely making her take those dangerous weapons off before then main event.

your best post ever, Nick.

From a recent "date" I had in Jaco, Costa Rica with a Columbiana from Medillin.  She was riding me and her head slumped to one side, resting on her hair.  As I continued to pump her she began to drool into her own hair.  Perv that I am, I found it hot as hell.  Very real.  I doubt she even knew she was doing it.

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Which could be any kind of shoes: heels/stilettos, pumps, etc

That is pretty HOTT..

a search of CFP in the urban dictionary comes up with nothing. Once again the OP appears to be bored.

Or perhaps a seizure?

they can be just as pointy and if the leather is thigh high there's a lot of protection

On both sides!

Always!  And if that Columbiana was having a seizure she certainly made a quick and complete recovery.
Re the vodka, didn't you read about how I was comped by those idiot corporate revelers? Interesting that you've read about that but not.......................
"Miss Ray Ban."
Or maybe you've just been waiting to spring her on me! LOL!

But alas you'll be keeping her for yourself.  Too long of a drive for me.

and there was barely time to recharge my computer and phone before winging my way west.  And despite the "Delights" out here I am slated to sample, Miss Ray Ban is never far from my thoughts.
Even with the AVN bash tomorrow night and an orgy slated for Key West, I can't wait to get back to Jaco and my delectable Tica.
So much p*ssy, so little t*me.

Rather see a gal barefoot, or in sandals, sneakers, or flip flops.

.. specifically request, each and every time, no heels.