I'm leafing thru Aprils Esquire in the doctors office waiting room today and ran upon something titled "8 Things You Need To Know About Lingerie" It was like the 8 best tips for guys on what to/not to buy for a woman in terms of lingerie.

Well, number 7 was.........

"Even stockings aren't as easy as you'd think. Sexy stockings(not those dreadful pantyhose) come in two varieties: One has elastic around the top and stays up on its own. The other is meant to be help up by a garter belt. Garters are often worn for special occasions, such as anniversaries or when a woman is charging you for sex"

Now, i'll admit that i let out a laugh when i read that last line, i really would have loved to ask the guy next to me "Hey buddy, the last time you were with an escort did she have a garte belt on?" And i got a couple momentary stares from the others in the room for it(guess you're not allowed to laugh at the doctor's office any more?) But then i got to wondering, is it really that lopsided?

I've met providers who loved em and providers who hated em. I've also known women in the others parts of my life who loved em and some hated em as well.

Be careful next time you're in Victoria's Secret or Agent Provocateur ladies, big brother is watching even there!!! And probably spanking it as he does too!

I'm not surprised you almost laughed when you read that!

A garter belt was the first piece of lingerie I bought when I was a teenager and I certainly wasn't charging for sex then!  I wear exactly the same sort of lingerie now I'm a provider as I always have - I just have more of it now

Although they probably weren't, it is possilbe that they were using the term "charging" to mean an aggressive manuever taken by a lady.  For instance, maybe a wife is wanting to have sex so she puts on lingerie, that in her mind, is found the most sex(y) by males.

Just an idea.

i dunno- I guess I am on the other side of this debate- its the only time I see it when I hobby- and I think its pretty lame anyway -prefer gym clothes- but it take all kinds...

In all honesty, I find that the quicker it's gone, the better.  All of my favorite ladies look their best in their birthday suits!

Hear! Hear!

While I'll admit that it's often fun to remove all impediments as quickly as possible, I really enjoy undressing a lady. The more layers, the better. I like peeling off clothing and discovering something complicated underneath. You know, something that looks like it took her an hour to get into. Buckles, ties, clasps, satin cords, straps, etc. Bring it on. For me, the anticipation just grows and grows as item after item finds its way to the floor, the chair, or the chest of drawers. And yes, it's cheating if you rip or tear something (nevermind often expensive) in the process.

Absolutely.  The only problem comes in when a woman doesn't know how to let you undress her.  This seems to be a chronic problem with providers, as near as I can tell.  When ever I try to undress a woman, she tries to speed things up, or show me how to do it.  

Ladies, I know how to get your clothes off, and I don't want to do it quickly.  I may even (sometimes) decide to move on before they all come off.  Some times it just feels naughtier that way, like we just couldn't be bothered to get all the cloths off (to paraphrase a post by Carrie a few months back, which put it just perfectly).  I like to unwrap my own presents, thank you very much.  It is part of the seduction, which matters a great deal.


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Excellent point.  This is a skill only the best providers have.