i just had an offer for free sex haha. the provider just wants a review from me, says it will help her business. chew on that you hard luck PAYING saps!

What makes you think this damn good looking guy, who happens to have a nice package and is charming as fuck, doesn't pay for it one way or the other?

Or maybe this'll work?....

Love the classics, brutha!

This'll work also...

Can't go wrong with Uncle Ted....!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bq9BjZhxjcM&feature=related

Only the real MP67 gets offer like that.  How do I know this?  Because he told me.  And he would never lie to his Rabbi, you stupid fucker.  Fuck me!
shalom, mother-fucker!
and happy Yom-fucking-Kippur

Seeing some short Korean fuck from DC push the shit in on some old, hairy Jewish fuck from NY....

And I was just getting ready to make some breakfast...

Think I'll continue to drink to try and get rid of the taint that you two bestowed on my already twisted soul...

but MP67 is actually starting to grow on me.  WTF?

Respect your fucking elders.  Fucking fucker!

although algae or pond scum work for me, too.  Take a shower.  It'll come off.

Just cuz you're my self appointed Rabbi (I'm Catholic, BTW), doesn't mean your shit don't stink!

You want respect? Pay for me and CSJ to get together and I'll consider it!

I leave a residue that will never come off. Doesn't matter how much vodka you drink.

Just ask the mods!....

He is a phony.

Shalom
XLVI = 4

It seems the more I search through the forums, the more I run across the legendary Mister MP67, and the more aliases I see singing his praises. WHO ARE YOU???? Lol, sorry everyone! My curiosity seems to be getting the best of me...

If you get to know her, introduce me, would you?

you are negotiating with a rabbi to buy you a $500-an-hour, top 100 provider?  Lucky thing we don't believe in Hell!  But we also don't believe in getting screwed by the goyim in a business deal.  So....I'm thinkin'....uhhhhhhh....oh yeah!  Go fuck your self, fucking fucker!

You're cut off! Mom and dad never should've let you cut me, you fucking hack!

And I say hack literally as well as figuratively!

in his own mind! LOL!

Good fucking thing for you I gotta start getting ready for my guests, fuckhead!

Haven't seen my dog in almost 2 years and finally meeting his paramour, let's just say will be quite the honor!

.... I don't think offers like that are uncommon. Some girls esp brand new ladies are so desperate for reviews that an offer of a freebie I wouldn't put it past them. Some give discounts or a free session even after a review. Again, I put nothing past or anything past anyone in this "biz",  silly lies or offers of freebies for reviews.

internally boast

And give my best to the happy couple!

Good sex, is never free.

TER management knows your real board handle and might be viewing your future reviews with a bit os sceptism.

No body ever hugged me like you did except for my family.

fucking mother fucking fucker~ lmfao