The topic of DATYing the alphabet came up the other day. That got me thinking about what "fonts" to use when performing this activity. So I checked the list given in Mircosoft Word. Here are some options:

Beesknees ITC - Don't get stung!
Bookman Old Style - Zzzzzzzzzzz
Century Schoolbook - Strictly for training
Comic Sans MS - For self-deprecating types who like when she laughs at you
Eras Light - Kinda sounds like "Eros", doesn't it?
Eras Bold - Eros light with a little venturing "southward"
Eras Demi - Reserved for Bruce Willis
Juice ITC - No punch line necessary here
Money - For the true pro's only
Perpetua - Every woman's fantasy
Village Square - Macho, macho man!
Wide Latin - Yummy, fat-bottomed Latinos
Wingdings - Is THAT what her other lips are called???

The last one has a real redneck sound to it: "C'mon hon, spread yer legs and show me yer wingdings!!!"

Any other suggestions?