
Just when I thought I met the most gorgeous lady I've ever met, I'm already fucking another gorgeous provider behind her back. I do have a serious fidelity problem, lol
Should I chop off my dick with an axe? Can someone donate me a piece of rope?
I was going to say yes please, and make sure you use some rusty boltcuters.
Then recomend you visit the TS board, hows that for stupid?
Have a 4 hour date with a young hottie Saturday afternoon.
Have an overnight with another Sunday night.
The Sunday lady (known her 5 years) decides to "surprise" me with an extra free night and is coming to my house Saturday afternoon.
So while I'm finishing up with one the other will be making herself comfortable in my house, waiting for me.
Not exactly the dream you think it would be. FML
You are a "Rutting Pig"!!! lol ( great alias, too friggen funny )
Damn dude, you hobby as much as I do. But seriously, let me watch man, come on dude. It's like I am not even there. I'll be in the corner behind the bushes, and if she says, what is that moving around the bushes, just tell her, its my stankass dog farting around the house. LMAO.
Fav out for a exceptional dinner. I sex happens after, so be it, if sex doesn't happen, so be it. Start the sex for certain Sunday.
if they are all like this.
I promise to send you mine in exchange.
Take my boss......Please!
Should I chop off my dick with an axe? Can someone donate me a piece of rope?
It has been growing ever since prehistoric days
Good luck trying to find a lady that'll take a dick the size of a school bus, though. Especially if you wanna take a trip to the isles...

Will make you extinct quick-like, you know this right?
to keep you off this board
Should I chop off my dick with an axe? Can someone donate me a piece of rope?
that would be a great idea... if only the girl would be okay with it lol
Should I chop off my dick with an axe? Can someone donate me a piece of rope?
Should I chop off my dick with an axe? Can someone donate me a piece of rope?
Tell one about the other and go have yourself a good time! what's the problem?
Should I chop off my dick with an axe? Can someone donate me a piece of rope?
Folks taking jabs is just so predictable. lol
However, I should clarify that the first gorgeous girl is not a provider but a civy girl that I started dating recently. I've been with several providers since then.
I'm pretty god damn sure she will end it if she finds out.
2012.... and nothing changes for hobbyist's who think with their other head.
I just seen this gorgeous and wonderful provider a week ago. She has amazing skills. However, since she works for an agency, and only comes here once every month or month in a half, I have to find other beautiful providers around my area. There are plenty of women around. But, with the provider I mentioned above, she was once in a lifetime, and I'll see her again when she tours around my area.
I use to think that I hobby for the variety, but after my session with this chic, I thought that I would just settle for her. But, there are so many chics to chose from. But, they don't come close to the skills as my ATF now. Kinda weird, but, I would never think that I would succumb to having an ATF. But, with this freak, I couldn't fully absorb the nastiness I received from her, and she was beautiful. Now, its kinda like, well damn, I know that other providers are gorgeous, but, do they have the skills to back it up. Will they exude sexual prowess and make me their victim.
Its kinda like, well, I know that their hot, but, I am only seeing them for the variety, and they will never compare to my ATF in terms of skills and nastiness. Fuck, I hobby for the variety, but now I am seeking a true nasty freak in the sheets. I don't blame you, I also look for talents, so this will enable me to properly network myself for future freaky appointments. Hell, I just can't settle for one freak, I need plenty of other freaks to go around.
Throw in some different genders too.
Moving on to different species will give you thousands of choices. Try fucking a female donkey for starters, heee honk. Then try a male sheep. Mmmmmehhhhh. lol
But seriously, I agree we like variety and settling for one pussy is an uphill battle.
I've found that it isn't an easy new years resolution to stick to. Now sticking my dick in different women, definitely a plan I can stick to.
Just fucking fuck who ever you want. If you bring another goddamn fucking stupid question like this to the board again I'LL chop your fucking dick off!
chop off the big head.
Some men become bored with any women after as little as ten trips inside her drawers. Such men are better off not marrying. You must assess what your sexual appetite is, you may be a wonderer. My statement is not a putdown, I am a wonderer and will cheat on any woman that I settle down with, I avoid that by staying single.