I'm wondering if any of you guys out there have ever had one of those "oh crap"  moments related to this hobby?  

I do what I want when I want, $$ permitting.

How do get that tab to work?  I suck at computers and don't know where that one is.

or something similar and set it to wipe your 'net tracks every hour or some such. Easy-peasy.

1. Turn on screen saver with password lock. Set timer to however minutes it takes you to finish whacking off to that favorite porn you watch.  

Better be careful though, damn. I actually agree with Nick on this one. No SO, notta to worry bout. Free to do whomever, whenever as long as the cashish is still present.  

I am spending my kids' inheritance and they approve.

(The video below speaks the truth. Take a gander.)

...on covering your tracks. Check it out.

Then I let it go.  

To get a separate laptop or tablet and just use that. Wipe that clean too but it's less likely that she'll be looking on it, especially if you tell her it's your work laptop/tablet. You can make up something like your testing out a tablet for your department, for example, if she asks more about the new device but that probably won't happen. You can even complain about having to pilot it and do extra work or something. Be creative.

It is password protected and no one other than myself knows the password. It locks 5 minutes inactivity. Browser is set up to clear history when closed, etc., etc.

Finishing packing for business trip, short one condom.  Knew I had several still attached together and one single in my stash to pack, can't find the single!  Looked in stash, not there.  Looked everywhere else, under beds, tables, etc.  Getting dangerously close to missing flight if I don't leave.  Finally went back to stash, it had stuck way down in a corner.  Phew!  No talking my way out of the SO finding one of those!

I get up and walk into the kitchen and say:  "Oh crap, what did I walk in here for?"

Then I go back in the den and sit down and remember so I get back up and go into the kitchen and start the whole process over again.

I will say that it's keeping me fit.  I must cover a mile or more each day that way.

If so, it only gets worse. I'm divorced, don't worry about that. But after pulling away from my house,  I've gone back to make sure I closed the garage door.  

Walk into a room, rub chin, and say "what am I HERE AFTER " LOL. Me too

I'm crazy diligent about wiping clean all traces of hobbying. Where I've been caught before is porn watching (wifey doesn't care that much, but she's not a fan). Out of courtesy, I take pains to clear my porn as well, but recently I copy/pasted some links and didn't clear the clipboard. She was on the computer the next day and accidentally hit paste instead of copy and got a nice surprise!

And I have my computer (I bought her her own for her use) set to delete browsing history on shut down.  I never walk away from running computer.  I always shut down & thus delete browsing history.  
I nearly got busted recently due my own carelessness...  I was naughty surfing when she was in the house & nearly got caught.  I had promised myself I'd not surf adult sites when anyone was home.  Really Dumb!

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