A cabbie picks up a nun.  She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.  She asks him
why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me.  When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long
as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.  I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
or ask that I would find offensive."

" Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be
Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley" He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make
a hooker blush.  But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.  "My dear child, said the nun,
why are you crying?" Forgive me sister, but I have sinned.  I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."