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Much more serious than the L word is the B word
Claudius42310 13 Reviews 1806 reads
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Babies.

Several providers have told me about guys that try condom sabotage to get them pregnant.

In turn I have been told that I would make a good father. (I already know that so it is curious why I would need to be told.)

So boyz and girlz if the L word gives you the shivers what does the B word do?

And yes I confess to being a grouch in posting today. My playtimes are being massively dislocated by the snow. :-(

Khym_D_NYC629 reads

fuck that. no no no no.

want to see Khym freak out and you will never see her again?

mention these things
1. there's no more Baconators
2. You would make a great mom
3. i love you
4. i wanna marry you

jaysus h christ. i have female friends who have purposely gotten pregnant just to snag a man...

i never understood that mindset. WTF? That is a shit reason to bring a child into this world.

This is why I bring my own sealed condoms. I dont trust anyone.

omg. my ovaries just shriveled up and died. I was horny, but now

ack!!

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TaylerLakeFL393 reads

You killed Khym's mojo! Shame on you.

And OMFG.
I had one guy I was civvie dating try that on me.
I caught him, and screamed his ear off and stormed out at 4am.
He was adopted & not to judge all adopted people but he never accepted it & had abandonment issues.
He was a 30 y/o male who wanted a baby so a living thing would love him forever.
It's not just teenage girls with this mindset!

No clients have tried this, thank god.

Be safe ladies.

Related Link: http://www.taylerlake.com

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Claudius42310279 reads

But thanks for adding some backup to my story even in a civy context.

Some othe more naive guys here want to pretend that every client is a knight in shining armor, that all clients are sane safe and healthy. Not to mention the one that thinks that it is impossible to force a provider.

There are bad actors on both sides of the client-provider relationship. It seems obvious. The folks with the story that can't be bought are the folks who live in that unrealistc dream land where nothing bad ever happens.

Ah well, there is nothing to be done about a fool who must stick his head in the sand and deny reality.

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Claudius42310373 reads

You're a highly amusing and intelligent breath of fresh air. I enjoy your posts immensely.

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Khym_D_NYC335 reads

that list of things??

say em to me and watch me freak the hell out.

*shudder*

lol.

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Claudius42310272 reads

When I was told some time back I would make good daddy material (we're not talking sugardaddy either) my scrotum retracted whole into my abdomen and little richard was AWOL.

Fortunately I had a classy comeback. I made a V with my index and 2nd finger and closed it twice saying "snip, snip".

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Rickshaw17364 reads

That sounds absolutely crazy to me.

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OC John297 reads

I don't doubt this for a minute.  There are crazy's everywhere.  If someone is nuts enough to open fire on a group of perfect strangers or classmates, why would you even doubt this?

Although I am sure most providers take the pill or use backup birth control, by punching holes in a condom you would certainly increase the possibility of STD's.

This is a good reason for the provider to supply the condoms.

OC

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upncummin52501 reads

a woman working as a provider relies totally on condoms for BC!  
The only thing harder to believe, is that guys would try to sabotage a condom to try to purposly get a provider pregnant.  To what end???  Marriage???  That's just fucking silly!!
Sorry.....I'm not buying that one!

Flame away ladies, but there are a LOT of strange guys who do a lot of strange things and like a lot of strange sex...but condom sabotage????
I really doubt that most providers will see a guy who wants to purposly get her pregnant even ONCE in a lifetime!  Sounds like some very active imaginations!!!!!

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Khym_D_NYC403 reads

but you are right about the oondom being the only form of birth control though...that is just damn stupid on so many freaking levels....

sheesh. here is how i see it...

you should have a backup for the backup that was the backup for the backup that was supposed to be the backup for the backup. iron clad baby.

and i say amen...i am single and childless for a damn reason.

i am not messing that up any time soon..if ever. sheesh.

but i have gotten some weird ass emails...sigh. its amazing how depraved some people really are.

of course, it doesnt help that there are freaking crazy chicks out there who will do anything..for virtually free.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/1591791438.html

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/1591339525.html

NYC is sooo nutty! nothing beats the guy looking for a lady to shove a turkey in her...and then he would serve it to his family.

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upncummin52383 reads

MD Killer couldn't have done better!!!  Some of the crap you type up is mostly just tedious, mangina drivel!  This is beyond what I even thought you were capable of!
I certainly did not lead a sheltered life, but you must be from some other planet!  Did you meet ONE lady who had some clown try to get her knocked up so he could keep her???? Now it is an epidemic of guys all over trying to purposely get providers pregnant.  They are running rampant...ladies...make them wear 3 condoms, 4 to be safe!!!!
Khym....put this in your Hump Day report!  Men want to marry providers, and want to impregnate them to do it.
Also for your report......Texcat is a freaking moron in seriously suffering from hallucinations, delusions, and worst of all RECTOCRANIAL INVERSION!!!!!!

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Khym_D_NYC287 reads

and come back to this...

sigh. back to your corners everyone. this round is over with.

lmfao. this is just...priceless.

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johngaltnh322 reads

There are lots of reasons for that; including potential for blood clots in providers who smoke over the age of 30 etc etc etc etc. Some women lose sex drive, some are in pain from using an IUD etc.

You've seen a lot of ladies -- have you ever had a discussion with them about BC and stuff? I bet if you do you'll find more than you thought just using condoms with the morning after pill for backup.

And -- yes, SOME guys do condom sabotage. Not necessarily to get the provider pregnant (because they likely make the same erroneous assumption about their use of BC), but simply because they have difficulty cumming in a condom.

Have you ever been doing doggy and had the lady reach back and check? You know why that is? Because some guys like to slip 'em off when they think the lady doesn't know.

So I think Texcat may be attributing the phenomenon to the wrong motivation -- but he is absolutely right about some providers using zero chemical birth control.

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upncummin52288 reads

and that is the ladies prerogative!  There are some that can't tolerate them, and the side effects.  Many are afraid of potential adverse effects.  However, I just feel that all of the different methods available, if a lady fears the potential, no matter how small, of a stroke or heart attack...this may be the wrong line of work.
Not my problem....I took care of that for them years ago!
That wasn't my problem with this thread, it was just a thought that occurred as I read the OP.
As for the ladies checking to see if the condom is still on, good for them, smart move!  But that guy isn't trying to get her pregnant...he just wants to feel what a bareback fuck is like one more time before he dies!  Not something I would do, nor do I have any use for guys who do that shit.
I just do not believe for a minute that more than a handful of men in the entire USA would deliberately sabotage a condom for the purpose of impregnating a provider!  By doing so he also risks becoming infected by a provider who may be harboring some wee beasties in that nice warm hole!  No Thanx!

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Smarty1101329 reads

I just cannot imagine "Several providers have told me about guys that try condom sabotage to get them pregnant." In fact it just defies logic.

Perhaps one lady said that and we have embellished it create this thread? But several?

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Claudius42310318 reads

I've seen 25. I have had substantial conversations with about 6. Weird hobby shit is an interesting topic of conversation. I've often had conversations about condoms with providers because I have some particular requirements that way. So I often have condom conversations.

2 providers told me the story. I believe that this happened to one for sure and am pretty sure about the second.  

About your not buying the story, fine. But your personal track record on not buying stories is colorful. How are the bruises on your butt coming along? ;-)

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Smarty1101346 reads

You really should stay on topic with your own stupid ass thread. I have no doubt now that you did just what I said you did. You embellished the issue because "2 providers told me the story". I was under the impression it was several and that sabotaging condoms was a wide spread epidemic. Please, I believe it even less now.

My personal track record? Ha, only the Mangina of idiot kings would throw out past dirt to make a point on their own dumb ass thread. I did not insult you with my post. I made a simple opposing idea. And, it seems I am not the only one that thinks your thread is nuttin but BS, self serving, continuation of a previous thread regarding the love bomb.

As to the "bruising of my butt", mine is doing just fine. You might want to check your own bung as being a Mangina King, can be real problematic. Now, I have become a believer to what others have said about you and your stupid ass posts.

You took your shot, I've taken mine. You might get away with belittling other Mangina's on this forum, but not me, I am done with your shit. From now on, I will have to put your shit through my meter.

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Claudius42310287 reads

1) Several and two are consistent readings. Two is specific. Several means only more than one. Your inability to read is not my responsibility any more than yor hallucination that I was talking about an epidemic.

2) Blaming others for your own shortcomings is unattractive. Take responsibility for your comprehension deficits. Maybe a GED program is warranted.

3) I post for my pleasure not yours.

4) You are welcome to believe what others tell you about my posts. I don't know nor do I care what they say. Usually when someone is telling others what to think it is because they can profit from it. I say what I think. I do not tell others what to think. If you need help from others to tell you what to think, well, good luck with that.

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GaGambler254 reads

Your post is not quite as stupid as Smarty's ill advised post the you refer to, but I am not buying your story either.

Two nut jobs providers that claim "condom sabotage" is believable, barely. To suggest that it a major problem and that there are legions of desparate men, so desirous to possess a provider that they would take on the financial responibility to raise a child until age eighteen, just doesn't pass the common sense test.

I for one, call bullshit. I don't believe it for a second. I also know providers with delusions of grandeur who claim to have lucrative acting/singing, etc careers as well, it doesn't make those stories true either.

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Claudius42310281 reads

I never suggested it was a major problem. That was read into it by the fevered few who read their own misinterpretations into it. That kind of careless misreading can snowball on a discussion board and lead to the lynching of a poster for something they never intended.

As for calling it BS. Well there are different kinds.

Did I BS in reporting what I heard? Absolutely not.

Did the providers BS me about the condom sabotage? Possibly. Of the two I am only sure that one was talking about something that had happened to her. It is possible she may have embellished a story about a BF who tried to get her to quit the biz and settle down. She could have passed him off to me as a client for dramatic effect. My in-person BS detector is good enough for my to be sure she was talking about a real event but my detector isn't good enough to detect the substitution of a BF/SO for a client.

But there are dangerous crazies out there that are have done much worse to providers (like murder) so I don't get the hue and cry that no guy would ever try to knock up a girl. It requires less insanity than murder so it should be more common, one might think.

Similarly there are wacky ladies out there will engage in all sort of dramatics to get what they want.

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GaGambler278 reads

I do disagree that your post was simply misread by the "feverved few" who have it out for you. (the last part are my words, not yours). A reasonable person would have to conclude that if "several" providers have brought this subject up, it must be a widespread problem.

That said,I do not doubt that guys have actually tried to get a provider pregnant in some wacked out attempt to either own or rescue them, but I doubt that the number of actual incidents number more than a handful.

I do agree that there are crazies on both sides of the equation, but history shows a lot more women intentionally getting knocked up in an attempt to keep a lover than the number of men trying the same thing, not that it doesn't happen, just that it is more of a woman's tactic than a mans.

On the male sides of the whack job coin, I would say that men are much more likely to stalk a provider than the other way around, but this is far from 100% as well.

Now on the subject of "wacky ladies" who engage in dramatics, that is a gross understatment. Just look on this very board for countless examples of women with "delusions of grandeur", not to mention the guys that feed those delusions.

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Claudius42310288 reads

Whether they are out to get me or not is their business not mine. Gotta love them though. They entertain and relieve stress. Thanks be to them regardless of their intentions.

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shudaknownbetter271 reads

I admit I was surprised when a provider spent more time in the bathroom "post act"...  It took me a second to figure out she was checking the condom for leaks.  

I have also heard the tamper tale but wonder how frequent it is.  Seriously, even once is too often.  This is not a trivial matter & I would support Black Listing for any such stupid stunt.
skb

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Claudius42310281 reads

The lady this happened to described how she cannot use daily pills because of side effects. So she used Plan B which tucked her over hormonally for several days including lost income from cancellations.

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upncummin52297 reads

Now that we've had sex....guess I'll check the condom!  DUH!  
Or before...Well I'll just fill this sucker up like a water balloon...no leaks..I'll just roll it back into the wrapper, and hopefully he won't notice it's wet!

Even better....Wow, I got a rubber that doesn't leak.  This is a keeper!  I'll just rinse it out after each guy and use it all week!!!  Can't be too careful!

Where are you and tex meeting these women?...I want to be sure never to go there!!!!

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Claudius42310248 reads

Testing before use would possibly damage the condom and make it unusable.

Therefore testing afterwards only can make sense.

If it shows up as leaky then one can still take a Plan B med to be sure no pregnancy results.

This of course leaves the question as to whether you are really as deeply challenged in imagination and intelligence as you seem or whether you suffer so much from annoyance and intolerance of folks who's experience differs from yours that you knowingly distort what they say? It's a question that I don' think needs an answer. ;-)

You take the boards too seriously and look to pick fights with those whose posts you dislike. Good luck with that and try to be a happier person.

I do thank you for improving my mood, though.

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mattradd277 reads

I was going to say, and you thought you were having a bad day. Now you know you must be having a much better day than he. Or, at least that's what it seems. :)

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upncummin52251 reads

that Tex hasn't already screwed up.  Unless, of course you want to share the fact that you know the story to be true, because some guy tried to get YOU pregnant!  Other than that, no one cares!

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Smarty1101255 reads

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shudaknownbetter271 reads

No, the lady provided that condom from a sealed package & yes, I do believe she turned it into a water balloon before disposal... into the bathroom trash can.  I flushed it...  just dumb to leave that stuff in a room.  I don't know what she would have done had it leaked...  maybe hit me up for "Plan B".  
skb

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shyTypeAguy251 reads

by turning it inside out.

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shudaknownbetter323 reads

I just want to say that for the last year or so...  I have been bringing my prefered brand & style covers with me.  
I was enroute when my ATF called me back & asked me to pick some condoms up.  I was on the highway in an unfamiliar area & it was a PITA to get off find a store & had to buy what was available...  all of which made me late.  

I now pick up a sealed 3 pack... more than adequate for our sessions even if one might require changing.  I place them on the bedside table & excuse myself to her bathroom & wash my hands.  This gives her an opportunity to check the packaging.  I respect a woman's right to refuse to use a cover supplied by me, but it has never happened.  The ladies I see have always applied the covers themselves, they are usually on top at that point & can reach them.

Another Fav lady commented "I have those" but in fact she did not have the premium cost thin ones...  It's not come up since.  

This might be different with a new lady...  
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Claudius42310279 reads

I never discuss my peculiar condom preferences unless I am a welcome repeat visitor. I think it essential to establish trust before bringing up a topic that requires trust.

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MochaNautteBBW271 reads

When I hear a client mention the L and B word in the same sentence, I run away like I got on gasoline drawers.

Makes me cringe when I hear of guys trying to get a provider pregnant on purpose.

I always bring my own condoms, I'd never use a client's.

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rectalcranialinsertion285 reads

At the top of your idiotic posts. In fact, that may be the most stupid thing I have ever seen posted on this board.
You state that several providers described that as a reason? I call BS on that too. Big time.

Talk about frostbite of the brain.

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Claudius42310286 reads

If you can't tell the difference then pull your own head out. ;-)

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Claudius42310237 reads

Try harder next time. ;-)

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MP67225 reads

Wish I could say some stupid shit to take the heat off of you, but I think I'll just sit this one out.

Besides, have shit to do. Just came on to see wassup... ;)

Please, commence

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Claudius42310249 reads

When a pack of witless idiots deny the obviously plausible story it just gladens my heart. It reminds me I  am not as witless, mean spirited and petty vengeful as they.

It does me good. ;-)

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upncummin52358 reads

I'm having fun!  Why am I having fun???  Glad you asked!  Because basically, very few if anyone chooses to believe this mess he started.  However, that will NOT deter him.  He made a statement...therefore it must be so!  I make a joke about testing rubbers...he turns it in to a lesson on the correct procedure for testing them.
I didn't believe that guys try to get providers pregnant...therefore I've lived a sheltered life.

Sooooooo.....just like the mule that you have to hit between the eyes to get his attention....I finally answered him as he needs to be answered.

Tomorrow's another day, this thread will be but a fond memory, I will again be called an asshole bully......but the sun will still rise in the East!  (It is east....right Tex  LMAO)

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Claudius42310268 reads

as you foam at the mouth when I post. ;-)

BTW I do not seriously believe your claim that you or many disbelieve my OP. I just love playing the straight man for you guys to come up with your crazy stupid shit. It cracks me up. ;-)

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Claudius42310250 reads

You and I have an amusing history on the board. If I posted "1+1=2" you'd froth at the mouth about how much BS it was. ;-) That is pretty clear, from the record.

I am glad though that that guy or two out there who falls in love with a provider and tries to force her out of the business by knocking her up has you as his Defender and Protector (one is tempted to say white knighty, but I won't). He needs a friend and I am sure he is very grateful to you for your friendship. ;-)

I mean everybody needs somebody, right? ;-)

lol!!

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a9b8c7299 reads

why leave it to chance????

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Claudius42310287 reads

But as usual I go with the flow.

Apparently all the trained sociologists here say it is BS that a guy would ever try to knock up a provider to catch her and keep her.

But no one seems to think it odd that a provider would try to trap a client with a baby.

I guess the boyz think boyz are too good for that and providers aren't?

I'd have to disagree. Folks are folks. Unless there is overwhelming evidence I have to think that clients and providers can both get equally crazy. Where do the boyz get the weird idea that guyz would never play the B game but girlz would? Wacky!! ;-)

I know, because I'm saying it, it must be BS. LOL!

It is fascinating to hear that there is allegedly some backchannel rumor mill that my posts are self serving in some way. Gee. What a surprise. As far as I can tell every post is a little self serving: the post is pleasing in and of itself at least.  

Perhaps the knight in shining armor of a lady I have pissed off is trying to keep me quiet and off the board. That is a possibility that amuses me no end. ;-) Yeah, I know, it's BS. LOL!  

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upncummin52312 reads

sewage up, I would have commented.  Actually you,ve posted things that I totally agree with....I just cant remember when!
As for you posts being self serving...I don't see that as a problem!  The could be vastly improved if they were self LIMITING.

Your major malfunction is the fact that you cannot tolerate a difference of opinion from yours.  "I say it...It is so!  seems to be how you play these threads.  You talk about being abused on the boards...look at your replies.  Nothing substantive....just a repeat of your OP, then a barrage of insults directed at those who dare disagree.  Therefore you get insults back!

I'm 100% sure that you have never pondered the possibility of all of the hotisle replies directed at you....are because of YOU...and not just your inability to accept another point of view!

I guess until you stop acting like a stammering little, bullheaded child.  The rest of the board (manginas excluded) will continue to treat you like one!    Grow The Fuck UP!!!!!

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Claudius42310277 reads

I tolerate other POVs just fine. Rather it is yourself and a few other children who cannot tolerate differences. Your capacity to engage in vigorous debate, cleanly, without personal attack, is limited.

When you dish out an 'ad hominem' I may choose to let it slide or call you and your bros on the massive BS and idiotic group think that you employ as a substitute for intelligence.

It is cheap entertainment for me, almost too easy.

When you take your own advice you might be worthy of a little more respect than that minimum any human deserves. 'til then it's all fun. ;-)

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Smarty1101284 reads

I posted an opposing argument only to have you reach out and punch me for it. That is of course "tolerance" right? I was not participating in "group think" or group speak either. But you know what?  I will not join the Mangina team. I just can't hang.

"Respect" is a two-way street fool. But hey, 'till then it's all fun'.

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rectalcranialinsertion272 reads

I knew you were not a good fit for that clan.
It is much better on the other side, and you don't get laughed at either.

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Claudius42310228 reads

I just refuse to take the mangina \ manrectum division seriously. It's ok as a joke but that's about it.

Dead serious alert:

Teams make life easier for you but at the expense of having to submit to group thinking and mob mentality. I have friends among those who respect my independence and integrity. Otherwise the price of that friendship is too damn high. ;-)

End of seriousness:

Everyone else is on their own. Please get laid and have a nice day. ;-)


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JennaPurrLatte343 reads

providers (in my experience) love to brag about how crazy men get over them.

so i definitely believe that several providers have told this story because i've also heard it from several providers but when you catch a guy trying to sabotage a condom, he doesnt tell you why he did it.   in fact, he'll deny doing it altogether and try to play like it was an "accident".

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Claudius42310282 reads

Yes, agreed. The most likely motivation for a guy is to sabotage the condom so it breaks and he can enjoy himself unprotected.

It is always difficult to get down to motivations. Circumstances  that would lead me to credit that a story was about getting a provider pregnant would include that the guy was a would be BF that she had encouraged, but she was not inclined to leave the biz as he wished, hypothetically of course.

Weird stuff happens in this little world. People make weird stuff up to be entertaining and to flatter themselves. Nothing can be taken at face value. When I report what I have heard, that is reliable.

I am so glad to have found a few discreet ladies who seem immune to dramatics, are a joy to be with, and who will genuinely take an interest in the well being of the client and the business relationship.

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sweetsavannah255 reads

I will never understand clients who try to pay extra for unprotected sex with a provider.  Unless they already have nothing to lose.  Where are the brains on these men?

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Claudius42310244 reads

Some of the older clients who do this may figure that since they don't expect to live long enough to die of something why worry?

It is irresponsible and totally selfish. They don't care about passing it along either I bet you.

Watch out for the weird one's.

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