I am up real early, so shave during my first morning shower and, after I dry up I cover my whole shaved area with preparation-H lol
It stops the bleeding (if any) immediately.
P-H is a bit stingy but takes care of the tiny cuts.
Then, by the time I have my first appointment in the afternoon, is all healed and smooth.
Neosporin works too!
you've not only paranoid, but also suffer from other disorders, as we will explain.
1st, you notice how smoothly shaven she is. Most people might think this is evidence of a recent shave, but not you. You find blood stained materials in the bathroom instead, but never ask yourself if she might be the long lost Manson sister.
Do we assume she got blood all over them since the last time she emptied the trash, but you still didn't notice any nicks or blood on her puss? She explains it was from a bump on her head, but apparently you didn't look.
So from this description, you want to know generally, what is the Provider Shaving Memo? I'm sure a random lady will know exactly what went on, because you know, they all do exactly the same thing all the time. We just don't have the Memo here with us.
Your disorder is called incredible amazing stupidity.
Next, this makes you nervous BECAUSE once upon a time, you shaved, and butchered yourself. The nervousness is called spasticisty, and anybody that cuts themselves repeatedly with a small knife and still can't figure it out, is a spastic. (You're too messed up to be a masochist.)
So you think we should change the Provider Shaving Memo, because now you feel you have to use a condom at home.
Let's do this experiment. Before we change the Provider Shaving Memo, why don't you pull a condom over your head, all the way to your ankles (yes, all the way down) and walk around the house a couple weeks, and see how well it prevents disease? Send us a memo. Write up you experiment. You may be a condom-head.
Our prescription is that you should call 911. When the cops arrive, explain everything to them. Tell them Dr Fill prescribes that you should be put into a straitjacket for your own safety, taken to the drunk tank, and forcibly administered a 12 pack over 1 hour. And tell them you CAN'T BREAK THE CONDOM.
Next time, what you should do is, ask yourself, which do I like more, pussy, or fear of disease? Faar of disease, or pussy? Pussy/disease/pussy? If it's pussy, you go out. If it's disease, you stay indoors & tremble. If it's pussy, you're a horndog. If it's disease, you're a pussy. Either way, you win.
Do this BEFORE you go out, or even before you shave. Saves you lots of cuts, and saves us all the nerves. Even if we don't get the silly stories for our grandchildren.
And thanks for coming on the show.
I've been shaving the cooter since I was a teen, and can count on one hand the number of times I have nicked myself down there. Meanwhile, I can't shave my legs without a knick or two or three or four. If she bled enough to bloody a towel, I seriously doubt that she nicked herself in the giggly region. If she had nicked herself down there badly enough to bleed all over a towel, I am sure you would have noticed.
While it's common for me to nick my legs shaving on occasion, it's rare for me to nick the cooch.. whether that's because I'm more careful there, or because it's shaped differently or textured differently.. idk, but I agree that if that had been the source of the blood, you'da noticed. I think she probably nicked herself shaving her legs and was embarrassed to admit it, or perhaps she actually did bump her head..
I do agree with your advice, that shaving right before a date is probably not the safest, for us gals as well, because shaving can open up tiny pores/cuts that go unnoticed and invisible. However, most of us plan ahead and shave well in advance.
XoXo
Marea
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First off, I don't shave, but when the occasion comes that I need to rid myself of the bush, I wax. I nicked myself once, and was so horrified by the pain that I never want to have a razor near my nether-regions again!
But, I agree. If I had cut myself down there bad enough to see that much blood, I would have canceled the appointment! Friction on an open wound? OUCH!
Maxine
