Recently, a by-invitation-only party was held at the home of a well-known and highly regarded business executive who enjoyed special status among both Democrats and Republicans. As such, many of the attendees were in the same place at the same time for the FIRST time, while others were renewing old rivalries and civil arguments. Here now, thanks to our special Fly-On-The-Wall nano-mic, are exerpts from the transcript of the evening, revealing for the first time, the candid dialog between politicians, their Special Interest sponsors, the media, and their assembled associates (please note, we will only be using first names as a token of discretion):
LOCATION STAMP - kitchen pantry Condoleeza: And they named a big oil tanker after me! Colin: Yes and I'm a Black General who speaks fluent Yiddish. But that don't mean shit tonight. Come help me wash the dishes like Massa told us to.
LOCATION STAMP - Guesthouse living room (sound of heavy breathing) Bill: Oh God! Oh God!! Oh God!!! That was the best blow job I've had since our weekend on the Vinyard. Anne: Well if you hadn't left me for that bitch, you'd never have needed Monica. Now shut up and start liberally eating my pussy!
LOCATION STAMP - Master Bathroom (sounds of nasal inhalation and sniffling) Rush: Ok so how many pills did you say you can get me? Jeb: I'm not sure exactly, but my daughter won't be needing them anytime soon, so you may as well have em before they expire.
LOCATION STAMP - upstairs Cedar closet Mary: Mom! Dad! Come on, please let me out! Just because I wanted to marry a nice Jewish girl is no reason to lock me away!
LOCATION STAMP - Basement Dan: you know, that was really dirty pool, making phoney copies of real records then destroying the originals and caliming they were fakes. But it was brilliant, I must say. Two please. John: Absolutely, there is no question about the relevance of everything I have been saying for the last year about whatever comes to mind at the moment because I'm decisive and forthright and keep my sentences terse and simple, despite my being an extremely intelligent intellectual with a conscience and after all I did win 3 purple hearts. Gimme 2. No wait, make it 3. Dick: Fuck off, John, before I get Mid-evil on your ass. I'll take 2. Karl: And who'd ever think I had anything to do with it? I'll play these. Donald: We don't have to tell them the truth. That's Mikey's job. All we need to do, is keep Big Daddy happy and affluent. I'll take 1. Michael: Anyway you look at it, I made $100 million on the film. I love America. Dealer takes 4. George: Gin!
Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
VIP MEMBER
, you are now a VIP member!
We thank you for your purchase!
VIP MEMBER
, Thank you for becoming VIP member!
Membership should be activated shortly. You'll receive notification!
