So I have done it for you.

As I, and others have already opined. You really should take up another line of work.

and I guess while I am at it, here is a link to your reviews. I will let the indvidual members here decide for themselves.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=149531

Wow. Doesn't that first 2/2 score just jump out at you? lmao

No danger at your end.

Does gamblers smarter brother knows something we don't ?

In other words , are you an extremely defensive  guy ?

 


gamblers smarter brother "If you were a guy, my advice would be to go hang yourself and put yourself out of our misery"

Sister, you don't seem to be cut out for this profession. You are too thin skinned, dramatic and naive.

You have also reinforced what I've always thought - Psych majors go into phycology because they are mentally off themselves.

Now step away from the keyboard and count to 10,000,000 before ever posting again. You are making a complete ass of yourself.

but no that isn't appropriate behavior. He and i have some distant history so I may have a bias. If he chased me I wouldn't be flattered.lol

Of every post I have every read, on any board, anywhere—including the early ones by MacDonald000—this is by far the most retarded* one I have ever seen.

Reading it make my eyes cramp.

The reasons are myriad and if I listed them out my reply would be so motherfucking long that not even *I* could bear to read it.

Now that it is clear that you are of as sound of mind as you can be... Please save us, yourself, and the rest of the world any more shame, and kill yourself now.

May the good Lord have mercy on your brain.


HalfHour

I'm sorry. That was unfair to caste retarded people in the same league as that post.

sorry for a second post folks, I go a little wacky when I look directly into the face of idiocy. My bad.


HH

I think its pretty clear this woman is either mildly retarded or inebriated.

Either way, she like many others does not belong in this business.

One down already! LMFAO!

Time to sweep the floor. I hate stepping in batshit.


HH

You have a college degree. Yes?

"Thankfully my disabled clients appreciate me, so does my regulars." should of course read "Thankfully my disabled clients appreciate me, so does my regular."

You may just be a super-sloppy typist, like me, who never looks at the screen or proof reads. But in case the error was not a simple oversight, I thought I'd help.

On the other hand, it's possible that you mixed up the use of DO and DOES. Well, if so, we all need a refresher sometimes. I've included a link to a great blog "The Blue Book of grammer and punctuation" to clarify the use of DO or DOES.

"Thankfully my disabled clients appreciate me, so does my regulars." should of course read "Thankfully my disabled clients appreciate me, so DO my regulars."

With that out of the way...

If you read my PM to you, you already know the answer to your question "You also would like me to kill myself?" If not, read my PM and you will see that your questiion is just plain silly.


HalfHour

Maybe forty years and a couple of hundred months? lol

Try going past an "intro to psych and the human mind" before you attempt an underqualified group diagnosis.

It has been said that there is nothing more dangerous than a simpleton who reads a book.

I doubt you are a simpleton, but it is clear you haven't studied enough nor gained the experience need to speak to laypeople about psychology. That is not a perjorative observation, simply an observation. In other words, despite your "degree" you are just a layperson in the subject.

It has also been said that children shoudn't play with knives.

If you are what you say, you would clearly know that this board is not the place to be consolled, nor would you look for it here, nor would you become upset if you didn't find it here. This raises the question of your honesty. If not with the board, then with yourself?

Perhaps the most poingent saying that applies to you comes from... well... just click the link and listen.


HalfHour

WOW! so... ol' HalfHour was the straw that broke the cameltoe's back???

I guess that means I've amends to good people, sober or otherwise, on this board.

I am humbled.


HH

My Bad!!!!  

For a moment I actually BELIEVED what you posted.

LMFAO!!!! Joke's on me! Woo-hoo!! You had me going there!

By the turged crooked crank of Zarathustra, woman, you are GOOD!!

Hope you stay on the board. I am psyched* about reading what you post next.

Kisses & hugs!!!!!


HalfHour

*no pun intended.

"people who were in her corner yesterday (i.e. halfhour), are now on the other side."

So true.

I love using aliases for humor, too. Nothing wrong there.

I gotta say, I am soooooo glad I didn't on this one.

Keep posting! Keep Aliasing!


HH

"on any board"????  That is just plain dumb.

Suicide is not the topic here.

Your inability to correctly interpret webboard comments is.

Your honesty and genuineness is.

Your story's credibility is.

Your capacity for abstract thought is.

Whether or not you are Hirogen's successor at fucking with the board to cause a train wreck OR a fruitloop such as the likes of this board has hitherto or forever until time indefinate ever seen is.

But suicide isn't.


HalfHour

Thanks for the reminder. The wierd lady put me under her spell.


HH

I didn't read gambler's reply till now. I did not know she was for real. Now, I've read her reviews and seen her ads.

Dear lord I hope she can't trace me by my IP address.


HH

Apparently she heard there is good money to be made in escorting and hoping this would change her life.

She has been pandering all over the Boston board saying how much she loves escorting and how she enjoys making guys happy.  At least that was her come-on before some harsh reality hit.

Fine, just remember if she does actually hang herself, it's on your conscience, not mine. lmao

give us a name, buddy.


HH

Actually later on he said he was joking. I just want to get feedback and ask everyone if that is considered inflammatory? and appropriate on this board.  What if someone was actually suicidal to begin with.  I cannot fathom how my post would warrant such an extreme response.  I do agree that I was stupid to be friends with such a hobbyist, but was probably flattered by his pursuing me.  Ok, what about the suicide comment?  Anyone have any thoughts.

I won't tell you to hang yourself but if you don't like it here, you are free to leave.

GAG doesnt want you to commit suicide.  Hes a teddy bear.  And if you complain about him to TER, hes the one answering the email.  LOL!

but the foremost thought is that you should get the hell off this board.  You sound pathetic, ignorant and increasingly stupid.

1.  Get some thicker skin, especially if you are someone who advertises on backpage, LOL.  You are going to hear much worse things, I'm sure.  Especially if you are becoming friends with people from there.  Seriously?

2.  Do you really have a degree in psychology and work with mentally disturbed people?  Are you sure you aren't one of them?  Now tell me something, Miss Advanced Degree, what would your advice be to someone who is like you?  Wouldn't you advise them to seek professional help?  A therapist, a counselor?  And no, THIS BOARD IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL THERAPY OR VALIDATION.

3. It DOES NOT MATTER that the hobbyist pursued you.  You allowed it to happen.  You need to be accountable for your own actions.

4.  No one can make you feel bad unless you let them.  No one can treat you badly unless you allow them.  

I would say much more but I have a pilates class to get to.  I highly suggest you find a good outlet for your many issues.

OMG.  If you cannot fathom why someone would say that to you even in jest, then you are just really dumb.  Please STFU.

not exactly but in words to the effect that i should retire from the hobby. since i have a stress related illness, the hobby is actually a health benefit. if i did retire from the hobby my life would be shorter and less pleasant. compared to that his words really don't mean a thing to me.

rather than focus on whether the words in themselves were appropriate in themselves, or would drive an unstable person to suicide, i think it more productive to consider how we react to the words we read or hear. consider:

you cannot control what others say. they will say what they please or what they consider to be in their interests to say.  few people try to shoot completely straight and even the straightest are always off by a littl. now what you CAN control is how you respond: engage, ignore, laugh, cry, debate, have a tantrum.

if you have a CHOICE about how you respond then all is well. if you find yourself COMPELLED to respond in only a certain way, then that is not so healthy.

as to what is appropriate to the board..... well, one can choose to be driven away or choose to stay. i confess to being a little sad that some posters from the past have opted to not contribute more, but not much. it's their choice and if they cannot take it, OK.

1.  go fuck myself -- couldn't do it, too hard, dick won't bend around.
2.  eat shit and die -- i figured out they were kidding before i tried, thank goodness
3.  get over my bad self -- don't want to = can't
4.  have a drink and learn how to have fun -- already had my lifetime allotment of substances several times over.
5.  grab a girl and stop posting like a loser -- best advice possible.

please don't hang yourself.  all the best to you.  this board is not for tough love it is for tough fucking.

it's not for the thin skinned.

just nicely and at some length.

Another alias, another stupid, low class comment.  why should I expect anything else?

Friends! Do y'all realize this bitch of a thread ate a whole Sunday?

nuts, cherries and all!

I can only imagine some of his answers to deb

Is this some sort of annoyance revenge?  Hopefully, the alias is transparent enough that you don't think I'm hiding.

To answer your original question, Backpage and Craigslist are equivalent.  I won't say that there aren't a few decent nuggets found on either, but it's like going to a Ferrari owners club meeting and asking which is better, a Yugo or a Kia.  Your reviews suck and your responses show that your grasp on reality is not that tight.  I have family that works with people with disabilities, and I can say categorically that it's not contagious, so I'm not sure that you realize what side of the transaction you're on.  Do you wear the white coats, or do the "patients"?

Your posts will likely continue to get approved, but I'd join others in the suggestion to quit while you're behind.  The market for fat old providers with bad reviews is likely small as it is, but I can't imagine that adding crazy will do much to expand it.

Once you are finally released from that psych ward that you are in!

If you are planning on sticking around here for a while, you might want to address your posts to those very few who actually are feeling sorry for you...still.

But the rest of the folks here have heard all they need to hear to know you are "certifiably nuts"!

Or as I really like to say..."bat shit crazy"

I think that suicide is not an appropriate topic on this board or any board

well he shouldn't have said it.

that guy was just pissed for some reason.  I don't even know who it was and I doubt he even saw me.  he also said I have saggy breasts.  If my reviews said that I ripped people off then I could see why you would complain.

I don't think insults and suicide comments belong on a board of any kind.  It makes people in the hobby look stupid and angry.  I'm not disturbed, I was just sad. Now i"m not any longer I"m just angry. Does make me disturbed.

I don't think so.  I think anyone who is angry and talking down to me is making themselves look like assholes.  I do a job that no one else wants to do, which is caring for people with disabilities, I've been there for people, worked on a suicide hotline (never suggested anyone commit suicide and never called them a drama queen) was an alcohol counselor... So what if a comment from a client bothered me.  soo be it.

I can see why people would stay away from the board.  It's not like I"m critizing anyone here.  just expressing my thoughts.  I can see why people stay away from the angry people.  I'm seen quite a bit of blasting of people on here that probably don't deserve it because they were just expressing an opinion.

I had two client cry in my arms and I didn't call them thin skinned.  One was because his girlfriend died of cancer.  I could have just told him I didin't care, I"m here to give bj's and kick him out. but I didn't do that.

Not really. I've so many guys tell me their problems and some didn't even want sex.  You don't know the hobby like I do.  Maybe sensitive guys gravitate to me.  I'd never put them down.

who? how do you know who i am talking about?

I don 't have bad reviews, and I'm not old and fat.  You can look at my pics if you want to see what I look like.  Sometimes people give bad reviews, doesnt mean they are true.  40 is not old and I"m not fat.

I doubt it.  I haven't said anything that could be construed as crazy at all.

You also would like me to kill myself?  Thankfully my disabled clients appreciate me, so does my regulars.

That's fine. I will stop posting. I was just venting actually and I"m sorry I did.  and I won't suggest any of you kill yourselves or tell you that you are disturbed.  but I don't think many of you have feelings of any kind.   END OF DISCUSSION

why not stay on topic with these posts.  You don't need to waste bandwith arguing with those that want to comment on the post.  Start a new thread for yourself if a poster (and their comments) is an issue.  Or do as I did and send them a PM (but since you didn't reply I posted this to let you know of the PM)!

By the way...looks like you might be the only guy (and gal) left standing in this gal's corner.  Why not set something up with her and "console" her.  She was told some pretty nasty things over the last 24 hours.  And it certainly seems like she could use someone to educate her on life, as well as translate just what all of this means.  Just be careful as I suspect there is something "not quite right" here.

And it sounds like you are the "guy for that job".

Your last post in prior thread said SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE you said you had pills. Your last review said your room was littered with med bottles. Are you high on meds or crack. Based on your total reviews most hav said they wont be back even at the price. You dont belong on this board you need help.

My last review was actually good.  If you are talking about Tony D I have no idea what he said because i don't have VIP status.  I have allergies like crazy so I have a few bottles of claritin.  I guess I just don't have the heart to get rid of my cats if that is the reason.  Aspirin also.  and a recent ear infection antibiotics.  No I don't do illicit drugs.  I don't even smoke cigs.  If it is true that there are TER members on the board who are this callous, I prefer not to see any of you.  BTW I have made a killling in this business and will not discuss how much, but omg, I am very successful.  last time on the board and anyone who has said anything derrogatory, I don't to see you anyway.

I didn't use this alias to hide behind. I used it in humor, because this thread is bullshit! And by the way, it looks like pretty much all the other posters, aliases or not, are in agreement. The OP, by starting this thread, proved she is certifiably wacko, and even some of the people who were in her corner yesterday (i.e. halfhour), are now on the other side.

perfectstorm

I have saved quite a bit and belong in the business more than most people.  Haven't found many women who escort who don't do drugs.  My post of pretty mild.  I feel sorry for all the women who have been blasted on the boards and I hope they see none of you either.  Leave me alone.  I'm sorry I posted on here.  I was just venting.

When people point fingers I don't know if you know this, the accusations they make of others are problems they have themselves.  A quick intro to psych and the human mind.  I never said I was infallable.  Upset over one clients comments does not make for a backlash.

"I mean really, it's just a fuck board."  

"Aren't we just here to have fun, chase skirts and talk shit?"

reprinted without permission (but with all due respect, and hope to get permission) from day 6 rant, by our Ranting Ass moderator.

Show your true age in an earlier post you said 50 and were listed a as a fireplug

Every ststement you make says WACKO

IF any are reading this they wont be regulars anymore

-- Modified on 12/11/2011 4:36:28 PM

This is not a black tie event but for fucks sake straightjackets should be required. You would think a 40 y/o whore had enough hugs in their life.

Cuz I just rolled out of bed. Fucking neighbors.

i didn't really expect it to. don't count me as an ally, please.

Can see for myself? I'm already suspecting she's emotionally un-sound(I know! Coming from me! lol), so I'd like to put a face to this nonsense.

we can't see her real intentions.

What's with psychology majors and the need to flaunt their degrees anyway. Must be some pride / ego thing since they believe that studying psychology somehow entitles them to spew psychobabble on a fuck board.

So this lady with her 2/2 reviews thinks that someone telling her to go hang herself should be taken so seriously. Is she really a psychology major or is she unable to differentiate between a serious remark versus a fuck board joke which I sensed was meant as an implicit way to enforce board rules?

By that same token, every time  MP67 calls someone a motherfucker, should we worry about the possibility that there just might really be someone who will take his advice and fuck their own mother?  LMAO

Don't feel bad.  i am new here and i too have been flamed and Bullied by some guy on this boards too.  I think he is a unstable person at best.

Or she is having problems comprehending what he wrote. Maybe the learned psychologist isn't able to differentiate between 'guy' and 'girl'.

Gambler posted it in his first reply to this thread, but here it is again for your lazy ass

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=149531

I was wondering when we would see a post from you on this thread. I was just picturing you typing away like crazy, with one hand, bottle in the other, and submitting post after post only to have them rejected. I was going to suggest to the moderators "turn him loose just for this thread," but you weren't even here

Why the need to take up 2 full threads when one was plenty enough?  

When hobbyists post stuff like that, trust me those in charge were MUCH much harder on them...
It's unfair for the guys but they were nicer to you because you're a lady. I honestly think you should consider yourself lucky that they didn't pull your posts down.

Shouldn't you be busy writing a song for somebody?

Of course, then the rest of us couldn't enjoy the trainwreck

train wreck

Sorry I asked.

And honey, I'm 44. No way in hell are you younger than me.

I call bullshit! I don't see anything in the reviews that talk about how sexy her gray pubic hair must be.

So who do you wanna fuck with next! lol!

Shit, the train wreck happened at the site of the fucking plane crash.  I'm so glad I was on the road all day, plus fucking one of the hottest providers I've ever seen.  Review up shortly (maybe). Gotta go hose myself off.

I'm pretty sure she got plenty of attention from the last thread and even more from this one. Notice she responded to almost each and every reply, almost obsessively.  

Heck, Gambler was nice enough to post a link to her review and play along with her drama.  If that got me to click on her reviews, I'm sure plenty of other folks clicked it as well.  Deep down maybe she's thanking Gambler and LP profusely for letting this train-wreck stand.

Personally,  I would have to be very seriously drunk to see anyone with a less than an 8 in appearance.

Maybe if you combined yesterday's, and today's post started by the same op, it might be the longest. I'm too lazy to scroll back and look at all the long threads and compare though.

Maybe i will let him do my taxes next year and he will change his tune.   what do you think ?

Posted By: HalfHour

give us a name, buddy.


HH

use it!

Or if you're another type of troll that many of us suspect, you are still being claimed as a dependent on Mom and Dad's return.

Either way...you haven't fooled anyone with your babble.  But perhaps you and the OP can get a price break on therapy sessions together

I went back, for shits and grins, and saw that post you wrote today. Fuck.

I'm positive when the boys got together at the TER mansion, sitting around the tastefully decorated board room in their favorite loungers, drink in one hand, iPad in the other, and a nice, wet, very experienced mouth on their pitos, the conversation went something like this...

DD- Hey Gambler. Check it out. That crazy broad from Boston wants me to ban your ass.

Gambler- Fuck that ol' bag a shit. Only reason I let her keep on posting was to laugh at her ass.

DD- Let's do it! Just to fuck with her head. What do you think phil?

LP- I think she sucks a fantastic dick!

Gambler- WTF!

LP- Not Sybil. This lady right here!

DD- phew! For a second there I thought you meant...

LP- Ah hell no. She's twice the weight and twice the age of the girls I see.

Gambler- Got that fuckin' right. I wouldn't fuck her with Halfhour's dick.

DD- Shit. I bet SCOED wouldn't even fuck her. Bar wench! Take the air out of this glass!

LP- But seriously. If no one knew, would you?

Gambler- That's it. I'm gonna punch you in the throat. Right after I splash all down this girl's.

...or something like that.

GED???

how did my name end up in this thread?

yikes!!

GED

Posted By: ChgoCPA

Once you are finally released from that psych ward that you are in!

If you are planning on sticking around here for a while, you might want to address your posts to those very few who actually are feeling sorry for you...still.

But the rest of the folks here have heard all they need to hear to know you are "certifiably nuts"!

Or as I really like to say..."bat shit crazy"

You're getting soft in your old age...

You forgot about the gummy bears if that was the case...

Wow. Shaving must put you over the edge.

Yuk! Yuk! ::::slaps knee:::: Whoooooeeeeeeeeeee, THAT was funny! @@

"Try going past an "intro to psych and the human mind" before you attempt an underqualified group diagnosis."

LOL Big an "grammer" not so much on punctuation?

"It has been said that there is nothing more dangerous than a simpleton who reads a book."

Oh I think a simpleton who attacks someone just because he or she can is far more dangerous.

I doubt you are a simpleton, but it is clear you haven't studied enough nor gained the experience need to speak to laypeople about psychology. That is not a perjorative observation, simply an observation. In other words, despite your "degree" you are just a layperson in the subject.

Experience "Need?" Gee, wouldn't that fall into the same classification of the "do/does" rant you so eloquently spewed forth on this very thread?

"It has also been said that children shoudn't play with knives.

If you are what you say, you would clearly know that this board is not the place to be consolled,"

LOL Consolled?

"nor would you look for it here, nor would you become upset if you didn't find it here. This raises the question of your honesty. If not with the board, then with yourself?"

I think that's fair - I think her real problem might be that her self-esteem isn't the best and she thinks somewhere in her mind that her "friend" may be right in what he says.

"Perhaps the most poingent saying that applies to you comes from... well... just click the link and listen"

Poingent?

So just to clarify - your position is that providers over 40 are too nasty to be in the business?

Do you have a man-crush?

who can be more melodramatic.

The alias you mentioned is a pompous ass that talks with authority, but we have no idea who is really what.  I respect Ga Gambler under his real handle.  He's inflammatory at times, but states his case forthrightly, and doesn't give a rat's ass if you agree with him or not.  I suspect he's not the alias who made that suggestion to you...  

Why don't you just tell this ass-hole alias to go ahead...I'll wait for you?  Let him lead by example... and then not follow...

Not at all! I don't care what other people do with their dick. But if someone is bat shit crazy, they might need an intervention. Personally, I prefer a partner with all their teeth, though. Thanks for asking.

Winner gets Devin, loser gets Deb4512.

With stakes like that, I doubt the loser will survive. Even if he only recieves a flesh wound, I'm sure the loser will finish the job himself. lmao

BUTT I'd rather be face first in her.

LOL Big an "grammer" not so much on punctuation?


You proof read about as well as I do!


HH

Not that I would lose mind you. But despite the joy of claiming the prize, the thought of leaving that woman to have her way with MP in whatever shape he was in...

I could not do that to someone


HH

No,

Some of us choose not to respond and be part of an obvious train wreck.  I learned quite a few years ago, well before I was in this business, it is never my business what others thinks or say about me.

That's why I live in a democratic country, and yes, I am a Puritan/Pilgrim.  Does it really matter at the end of the day, nope.  Most of us didn't pay attention in history class...most of you came through Ellis Island.

I was going to PM you on your question regarding NH/ME and I decided any advise I gave you would not be taken seriously or to heart.  There are a few of us who have visited both states and we are well-reviewed...I don't think after all these posts you will get much advice from us, we are mostly UTR and don't make spectacles of ourselves...at least not online.

I will admit, I do not own a firearm(I drink too much), and I'm not a morning person(I drink too much).

Though, I think 'the prize' would definitely sway me to hire someone to hang out on the grassy knoll if you get my drift....