The weekends always seem to drag for me. I usually see providers between Tuesday and Thursday.

Monday is always a hurricane so the anticipation grows and the minutes get longer and longer.

It is almost like waiting for Christmas only ... in Hobbying, Christmas usually comes every Tuesday.

Yes!

Here... something to consider on weekends and get your mind out of the winter syndrome, and back into Spring, where even us old farts fancies turn to:

. . . but only if you can find it under that sag of fat.

...but that is her solution to everything.

Can you not just jerk off at the weekend over next weeks entertainment? Or are you saving up?

...but now I see the beauty of things again and clearly there is a logic. A banana is not that shape for no reason I would wager.

That's why I need the provider. I'm so fat I can't see it or reach it anymore.

Come to think of it, I could use the vacuum.

OFF - LOL