"Please do not use fowl language or be disrespectful over the phone, online, or by e-mail when requesting an appointment."
"All photographs have distorted eyes for my own privacy and anomalousness."
FIle Under: Stay away. Far, far away.
"i have been arrested for solicitation and do not ever want to go thru that experience again. just make the appt. show up bring a nice donation and i will handle the rest . ok ?"
************* DRUM ROLL *************************
My personal Favorite, one for the schizo files:
"I lead a passionate double life and live by the philosophy 'be yourself.'"
This gal posts occasionally on escortblogs.net and she is always a hoot.
She reminds me of a mature Wendy O Williams.
I've never met her but I would want to if I'm ever in her neck of the woods just to see how it would be. I'm a pretty daring kind of guy when it comes to the hobby.
"Please do not use fowl language or be disrespectful over the phone, online, or by e-mail when requesting an appointment."
"All photographs have distorted eyes for my own privacy and anomalousness."
FIle Under: Stay away. Far, far away.
"i have been arrested for solicitation and do not ever want to go thru that experience again. just make the appt. show up bring a nice donation and i will handle the rest . ok ?"
************* DRUM ROLL *************************
My personal Favorite, one for the schizo files:
"I lead a passionate double life and live by the philosophy 'be yourself.'"
"Just flipping through backpages when a girl who is spread eagle wide open with no panties in her pic, requests the following: "Please be respectful when calling." "
is distorted with a swirling action. It really freaks my out. Makes her look like she is really and alien, not a human, returning to her original form.
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