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N.C.Tammy See my TER Reviews 4997 reads
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THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:




1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.



singleton4202 reads


3.5)  you cum like Santa Claus ... once a year!

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VonRyan2881 reads

Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney and is met by a gorgeous,sexy,green-eyed, red-headed young woman in a peach colored silk robe. She says "Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you'd
like to come into my bedroom."
Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."
The lovely petite young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy matching peach colored negligee.What a body!
Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says "I've got something special for you Santa. Can't you stay for just a little while? I know you want me.
Let me make this Christmas eve unforgettable."
Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."
Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her sensual well toned 32B cup breast,with pointy,pert nipples that extend forever it seemed.Jingle breasts ...I mean bells indeed.
.... And she says batting her green starry eyes  "Santa, this is your last chance. This body is all yours...Merry Christmas Santa."
Santa responds "Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
HOHOHO!


Cheers!




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singleton6350 reads

last time you posted one of these jokes (strangely, almost exactly 3 months ago!) i busted your balls for (unwittingly) perpetuating staid stereotypes of what men want (busty blondes):

http://theeroticreview.com/msgBoard/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=48627&boardID=12


i'm very much dismayed to see that this new joke also perpetuates the same stereotype ... i'm "expressly" disappointed in you VonRyan! ... and will have to discipline you in some way (just how? i'm not sure yet -- probably something to do with a train! ;-)

folks, all i want is for us to make progress towards reaching a more "chromatically-balanced" and "pigmently-correct" TER society ... now is that too much to ask in this enlightened day-n-age?

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[psst] yo VR! how many pts do you think i just scored with brunettes/redheads here? do you think enough to offset the ones i lost with blondes?  i sure hope so!  ;-)

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VonRyan4924 reads

at least Santa drinks Stoli...we all can agree on that(even James blonde...I mean Bond)...  I'm positively sure...lol.. he's boycotting that French vodka, Grey Reindeer...

Cheers!

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MrSelfDestruct2939 reads

Because he comes down the chimney! (Yes, another stolen quote from "The World According to Garp" for me...but hey, it was funny in the movie!)

With apologies to the many fair blondes out there, I have to agree with the Squirrely One (in spite of his repeated need for rimshots as he puns his way through his posts).  How often do you hear a joke about a "busty brunette", or a small breasted any color (other than jokes about them wanting bigger boobs)?  To often a sexy protagonist in stories or jokes is the default buxom blonde.  In the long run, all that does is cheat other women and pidgeonhole buxom blondes.
As we who use TER know, variety is the spice of life.

Who you gonna call...STEREOTYPE BUSTERS!

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VonRyan4600 reads

and don't know a boob size from your D**K size...lol

I just went back and read that Santa story and don't read anything about a busty, blonde beauty with blue eyes...lol...she must have been Santa's next "bad" girl on the list.

Cheers!



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-- Modified on 9/3/2003 3:55:12 PM

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singleton4041 reads


i's be BUSTIN' yo' ASS ... if u dont stop BUSTIN' dem stereo-TYPES of yers!

>:-)

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megapig3735 reads

Yeah  :)

And ... Santa knows where all the BAD girls live, too.

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