Every once in awhile I find a review that deserves recognition for originality or humor or...?
Take this one which posted May 8 on a popular NorCal escort site:

"Review: ******* is easy to get in touch with. She answers her own telephone. She is rude on the telephone. She thinks she is God's gift to men. Maybe that's why she acts like the tarantula - have sex then she eats you. This is one of the rudest and nastiest girls on the planet. She should go back to where ever she came from.... Looks: face 7, body 9 Attitude: 1 Service: 2 one really nasty girl"