There's a really amusing post on the Newbie board about wacky (and risky!) things guys do when they show up for a date, like rapping Wipeout on the hotel room door. What kind of wacky things have the ladies run into as the guys depart? I realize you don't follow them down the elevator, but have there been instances of guys high-five'ing hotel staff in the hallway, whistling Back In The Saddle Again, or whatever?

I thought you were going somewhere else with this..............

I think the worse for me was the 70 plus year old guy who talked very loudly my name before he even knocked on the door and as soon as I opened it said "Are you Alexandra? You are even hotter than your picture". This was while others were walking in the hall. I actually had to put my hand over his mouth and pull him in as fast as I could. He was going to keep standing out in the hall to have a full conversation! What a WTF moment. There has never been anyone else that has ever given me a heart attack, but he sure did come close.

Long ago, when I had an apartment just for incall...... the gentleman and I were all done, he'd gotten dressed, and then casually remarked  ...."and I'll take the DNA evidence with me, of course".... WHAAAAT?!   I really wasn't sure if he were serious, or if he meant what I thought he meant but YES and YES.

Just when I think I've heard it all! LOL!!!  I would love to be at that campfire!

I had a very similar episode. I was touring so I was hosting at a hotel. Afterwards he goes to the trash can and retrieves the used condom. When I asked him what he was doing he said that he was taking his DNA out of the room because if I got murdered later today he didn't want to be tracked down as a suspect. I couldn't imagine what kind of guys he thought I typically deal with.

should write a book! Tell the publisher that you've got a lock on sales to at least 80% of TER membership. Crowd source the book!

Did you give him the early-bird special?  Did he pay with Green Stamps?  

LOL, if I am paying for the room, I ALWAYS take the evidence and the dead wine bottle with me and throw it away beside the elevator or downstairs somewhere.  The reason is that if for some odd reason I get a phone call or email about something I left behind, I know that it's nothing that could be incriminating.  If it's an incall, I really don't care.

No DNA coming out of the stomach. Of course  there are still skin cells, hair samples, fingerprints etc. that can place you there.

...I don't think I could've controlled myself from laughing in his face.
Thinks highly of himself doesn't he?  
I don't want any babies especially a "hobby baby" (as much as I love this "hobby").  

PS..... Z, I guess I was asking for that one mr smarty pants. I had to laugh at your post!

I had a provider answer a light knock with a loudish "Thanks for coming to fix my AC".. And the maintenance men were only one door down in the hall... And still there when I left an hour later

CSI and other shows has made some folks a little odd.

She should've known better, but lesson learned - don't be the nice girl who doesn't check and hide the donation until he leaves.

She then told me that I was too trusting and I should always make sure it gets flushed down the loo because "those are a lot of potential children in there." Lol!  To be honest, I had never thought about it, and no, I don't put it in my pocket 😄

I currently host my incall dates at various hotels, but at the time that particular incident occurred, I had an apartment just for incall.  The landlord was a friend of mine, and had warned me that the toilets clogged easily, and that condoms were pretty much guaranteed to do so.