" I want to get to know you, so I require a 2, 3, 4 hour minimum." Then two months later when she can't get that rate, she is offering an hour lol. Just say, you want more money because you look like an ass when you have to drop your rates after claiming you really want to get to know your clients. If that were really true, you would just give them the extra time for free.

"I am classy." The word "classy" on a hooker website, needs no further explanation.

"Well reviewed." I have less than 10 reviews and they all suck but unless you are a vip, you can't see that lol.

"I am selective." Yet, half of your reviews are from guys who fk anything, and you get 3 new reviews a day lol.

"I am low volume." See "I am selective."

"It's me or it's free." Ok, so if you are some fugly ogre who looks nothing like your pics, why would he even want to fk you for free?

"I am well educated." Hmm, but you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're" and you think "discreet" is spelled as "discrete."

"I am a model." Posing for your bf , the local newspaper, and showing your ass at cocktail parties, does not count honey. Where are your credits?

What are some of your faves guys?



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horny for some benjamins LOL

OH.....wait a minute....lol !

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Saw this the other day: Donations 1 hr $350 90min (recommended) $600. Entepreneur or...???

Many think that those words are some kind of safe guard if they entertain a cop. As if the provider will say, no you cannot arrest me even though I asked you for money to suck you off. Look at what my website says lol. Words to describe themselves are funny too. Curvy, mature, well traveled lol!

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and outside of the U.S.

The local girls in my area post BackPage ads with fake photos of porn stars.  Imagine how disappointed we are when we don't get Sasha Grey for a flat $200 per hour.   --z

Question.
Has there ever been a bust where the hooker or agency was found to have no records on past clients?

I will take some Sasha Grey for 200 lol. "It's me or it's free!"

Hi,

I laugh every time I see something similar, posted!!

....where the mundane routine is abandoned, bla, bla, bla...."

Hi London,

....  to ask her to put a sock in it If she wouldn't stop the loud, fake O's!!! I saw a woman who was doing the same & It was quite a turnoff!! ;o(

If I were really honest, my site would read "Step inside the world of London Rayne....the one outside of TER where she finally shuts the fk up, after you pay her."

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They do nothing to protect you, and they draw MORE attention then anything else

Now try the best!

Check reviews and see 3/3's. Her photos look like they were taken behind a dumpster at Denny's. And her ass has hail damage. ROTF every time.

London, considering there is fierce competition in the Washington area, it is always the providers duty to give a discount on the booty provided that she covers her expenses. Perhaps after she takes off her underwear you should give her a course in how much the market will bare. This is just another way that you can make money as an adult companionship consultant. After all you always say ho's that don't know must pay. Or as your pimp would say, "the game is to be sold not told".

I sure do miss some old posters right about now. They would have a field day with this thread lol.

From personal experience why wouldn't you destroy information when you ran an agency?

He asked if there was ever a bust on record where the agnecy was not found with a client log. To my knowledge, all the ones busted kept a log. The Indy providers I know of who were busted were usually BP girls, who also kept nothing because they did not plan on being around long enough to give a ref to anyone. I know girls keep info. but it is rare that an Indy is busted with an actual log.

Usually, it's the cell phone and computer that are taken, and whatever info. they happen to have. I know many providers who have a log of clients on their "hooker" phone, but to me that is just as risky as having it on your regular phone. If the cops bust you, which phone are you more likely to have on you when you are going see a client?

Agencies have more clients to keep track of, so they usually keep something as a reminder of who saw which girl and when.

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I love it when they put fake reviews on their site...
"I've known SO and So for years. Shes one of a kind... blah.. blah..

Signed  Joe Wilson

I laugh my ass off every time. You know that She wrote every one of them... LMFAO

"I only offer you BBFS because you're so hot." I guess we should also use stupid shit hookers say in person lol.

"It's so BIG!"

"You're not at all like my dad" lol.

"I could fall for a guy like you in real life."

"I only let you fk me without a condom."

"I only get this wet with you because you're special."

"That last girl you were with was stupid for not doing it for free."

"It's half off if you give me a 10/10 review."

"I usually don't like anal, but I can't help myself."

Great question!!

The answer is a resounding NO!!

Serpius

unless you are a nutjob.

Not going there.

One of the rare times you actually agree with me. Savoring the moment.

Now, done savoring.

Serpius

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Hi London,

If so, I may have to relax my partiality to small breasted women!! ;D

Target LMAO

Agree to that.
I just save the bad ones info. Other than that its my memory that serves me well thus far.

If a Lady only sees 1-2 every other day like I do, that is a bit low volume since there's 28-31 days in a month.
Vs. A Lady that sees 7-10 a day. ( that's considered high volume I'd say its fair if she gets 3+ reviews a month. Don't really know for sure,  I mean that could be all the people they saw for the month right?
Selective can have different meanings behind it.
Also some people are poor spellers but better spoken that doesn't necessarily mean they're uneducated,  even I have a few misspelled words on my site but I don't care that much . I say what's needed.

You also have to take into consideration the some are using smartphone so the auto correct will spell discrete first before discreet. Point is why are you even caring about those little things so much?  Aside from the obvious funny & important ones such as ;

100% me or it's free. We all know it's never free.
The old "Im classy!" then *poses in a poorly lit bathroom, right by a pile of towels & garbage or worse pimp in the background lol. *
I laugh at the ones that say "real picture!  100% me!! " & its obviously some cropped photo of a celebrity lol
The ones with a kid in the background are classic .
So is the "Im well reviewed!  & they have a 2 for performance lol lol.

Discount?

Lmao

ones I use myself lol, or just random shit that makes you think. I also have a funny list of stupid things guys say, but I will save that one for next Monday.

Another one I just saw which was rather obvious was, "Often imitated but never duplicated." Um, ok so you didn't steal that from the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, because they have used it for the past 20 years as their slogan!

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I guess If a gal where to post and add stating she wanted me to bang her like a gunny door in a thunderstorm I don't think I could resist. Just saying.

I have always gotten a chuckle out of "Specials." What, you're having a clearance sale? Scratch 'n dent sale? Special manufacturer's discount? Buying in bulk and passing the savings on to your customers?