Your team, while talented, has yet to make the elite eight. While in Vegas last week I rode the gators hard and they covered easily, however, the road will get tougher and they will have their hands full with BC or Nova, assuming they can beat G-Town.

My brackets are shot. Thanks Iowa for losing in the first round, I had you mother f'rs as my sleeper in the Final Four. As a UCLA fan, bring on Memphis now that we have had our scare for this tournament.

NSF

Do you suppose?

That I can write to ESPN and comment on my experiences with an escort???

But the real question is, "Would this Seminole fuck you?" Um, don't know.

Don't know if you read Harper's or not (not Harper's Bazarre but Harper's), but there's been lovely, large ads for UF running for the past few months. Makes me ALMOST wish that I went to UF instead of FSU. Then I fuck myself sideways and wake up.