For those of you who don't recall (I hope I recall this portion correctly) here is the scoop from the old Star report.  One day after ex-P Clinton had broken off his "non-sexual relationship with THAT woman",  Monica was in his office and she was eating Altoid mints.  She was flirting with him and said something to the extent of, "I heard that if you chew a bunch of altoid mints and give a blow job, it feels really great.  Guess what?  I am sucking on an Altoid and I have a bunch of them!"

I love a good come-on and what do you know?  My buddy had brought some Altoid mints.  How sweet!  So I told him the story and used the come-on line.  

He said he loved it!

I now annouce the coining of the phrase "the presidential blow job",  which means giving a blow job while sucking on Altoid mints. (or chewing them, whichever your preference).

This post was not brought to you by the makers of Altoid mints.  Although, I am sure they wish they could have said it themselves.  They could hire Monica to use her pick-up line!  What wonders that would do for the company!

I object to my favorite activity being sullied by "THAT" woman.

The first time I was Altoi'd was about 5 years ago...and you're friend is right....it is just this side of kinky it is so good.

Do you think Monica's parents are happy at her fame (infamy?)

I have not heard peep one about Clinton in months ...SHE however seems to keep coming up.

I mean...good that he got his rocks off...but couldn't he have found an ATTRACTIVE intern - or even one with a LITTLE brains - I mean just look at Linda Tripp?  Would you confide in her with anything?

Ramble ramble

All the best

Looky