though i'm too lazy to grab the alias

this is one of my favorite quotes because the author refers to himself in the first, second, and third person in the same sentence:

"if you don't give big ed some air, he's going to piss all over your side of my body"

Is it from All of Me?  I believe that movie starred Lily Tomlin and Steve Martin.

"That's it!  Spank me! I'll be your little sex poodle"

"Fiz bowl, Backin bowl".

ach, too easy

a lot of his movies didn't do much at the box office but were real comedy gems