WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH DA GIRLS >> THEY FUCKIN THINK IM A COP OR WHAT BITCH FUCKIN KENNEDY GIRL FROM HOUSTON CLICKED ON ME AND WINDYCITYPLAYMATES WOULDNT SET UP A DATE BECAUSE THEY DIDNT HAVE ENUF INFO!! WHAT SHOULD I DO IM A STUDENT IN CHICAGO AND JUST WANA FUCK AROUND.

It's obvious that you are frustrated, however anyone who sees that in your communications is sure to shut you out.  Calling the ladies "bitch fuckin (anyone)" is not a good way to show that you have any respect.

Try the newbie board for ideas on screening and verification.  Being a student can be more difficult to set up appointments, though it can be verified.  It also sounds as if you are young.  Many ladies have minimum age limits.  There may be worry if you are actually able to afford the services so in your introduction it might be helpful to share a bit about yourself that will put those fears to rest.

Take a nice deep breath and give it another whirl... or not.

Man it's students like you that makes it hard for students like me to meet with a provider. It sounds like your young like me, except less mature, and less discreet.

Relax man... by the way that your typing, I can probably see why they did not want to meet with you.

Also be careful with LE, I've read that Chicago is like a giant doughnut festival right now for hobbyists.

Buddy thats not the way to call any women such vulgarity  Make sure you go through the screening process as it will be your main tool for verification of who you are.  Gotta be safe from all the crazies out there like the rapists and serial killers and whatever criminals alike.  And patience is also a great thing to have!   verify and try again

and the award goes to......

from an old guy. Your post is clearly angry and I understand that, but using all caps is, as you know, like yelling.  The use of expletives is also a bit threatening.  I haven't read what you sent in asking for a date, but if you want advice, I would tone down the feel of your communications, drop the caps and expletives, and write to the ladies you want to see as though you are asking a lovely lady for a a date, because that is what you are doing.  If you have reserved the yelling and expletives for us and didn't use an aggressive tone in your contacts, I apologize for assuming.  But we all need to remember that if we are dealing with first class providers, we are dealing with first class ladies.

first off
you are over reacting I am sure.
You do have an additude and you sound as though you are a bit rude and maybe difficult to deal with.
Age, you sound young and as said b4 many ladies will not see you based on your age.

I would not bother with you, you don't seem to get it. We have rules and certain ways of doing things. If you can not follow the rules no you will not be seen.
And lastly drop the additude and grow up a bit.

If you follow the girls rules you should have no problem getting a date, and if you don't have enough info join a verification site if you want to play with us, if you choose not too, then come back when your serious about this!

its all explained there.

I know you want to sound cool, funny or putoff, but know what, you don't sound any of these, you only sound immature. - - Kinda like drake and josh.

I have come to realize that some people in this world think that if they behave like they see the characters in the movies or on TV, they are acting cool... when they are just annoying.  Sit down, and read what you wrote, and then read the rest of the board - do you see anyone writing in the same style as you did - and being taken seriously?

If you are a student in Chicago and want to fuck around, you should get to the clubs and practice your art of meeting ladies. It will be good for you. And as long as you don't lose your head, it will be less costly than the professional route.

The professional escort market is not really geared to students. It's geared to successful professionals with the time and inclination for a little fun on the side. You will do much, much better in the long term if you use this time in your life to acquire skill at talking with ladies and being their friend. Put off the idea of the professionals for 25 years.

why is that?  I would think that a mature 21 or 22 year old student would be a welcome change for most providers.  

I've often wondered why these artificial barriers.... and would love to hear the reason.  By the way, I am in no danger of being turned down because I am too young... but I have wondered if for my son's coming of age birthday, would it be good to give him a gift of a couple of hours... with a very lovely lady of experience....   as kinda a way to encourage the following:
1) Good manners in the boudoir
2) What  ladies (ALL ladies) expect
3) How to be a gentle man
4) He is very fortunate in his parentage (Mom and Dad)

but I vascillate on that.... very much....

And that probably explains why I don't get it, but who are Drake & Josh?

I agree that the cool dude posturing is lost on us older guys, but it appears that the ladies aren't buying into it either.

Girls have age requirements.
Personally I have nothing at all against young people ,but it is a grown a$$ man that turns me on...
Given a choice between a guy in his 20's and a guy 40 and up I will take 40 and up any day all day . Grown men are super hot .Boys are just sort of kids to me , No offense inteneded just the facts, Kendall

one is kinda a nerd and one is kinda a cool dude, but also kinda really dumb...  Together they get into all kinds of 'situations' because neither of them has adequate social skills...

it is a kid oriented show.... funny thing is, my kids use to like it - until they became old enough to get into 'situations' of their own... and trust me on this,  no sit-com writer has enough imagination to cover all that my kids (and their friends) get into...   it ain't funny when it is YOUR offspring.

Too many youngsters have no manners, think a pussy is meant to be pounded until the sun rises, and... the most disturbing for some ladies, is that their own sons are of a certain age.  While you may be willing to have sex with someone the age of your daughter or granddaughter, many ladies are not.

I don't have age minimums officially, but actually, I sort of do.  If I can tell immaturity in a contact, that's the line.

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Providing is a service.  While in my youth, I was overly anxious to "get laid" and there were few - if any - civie gals willing to just "do me" to get the virgin thing over and done with.  Finally there was a very lovely lady (civie) who found me attractive enough to have sex with me, and teach me a thing or two in the process....

but, I do wonder - how different my life would have been had I been able to go online and order up - a beautiful lady - who was experienced and skilled - to teach me about sex from the practical standpoint.  Would it have made me a better lover, a more confident man able to pursue civie gals without the internal pressure of getting her to bed me!??  I dare say, in looking back at it, I think it would have - simply because hobbying now, has helped me be more confident in that way....

look at it this way - you could all become teachers - and be a part of the teacher's unions...   and I've got to say it, but there are several of my kids's teachers - that I wish they were providers on the side.... I NEVER had teachers who looked that good... but I digress...

when you said "grown a$$ man" were you focused on the $$??  if so, imagine the following scenario.... a young man in his late teens - early 20's approaches you for a session... you meet - and there is this pimply faced thin little dude... who tells you he is a Harvard drop out... and is kinda geeky - ya know - into 'puters...   years later - as you think back... you know - ya did Bill Gates... wouldn't that be something!?

You really come across as having an attitude but that's been adequately covered.
Any woman, civie or provider expects to be treated as a lady.  If you expect to get in the door you MUST respect that.  If you think you can act like a respectful gentleman, then read everything in the Newbie manual (on the top of the Newbie board, of course).  Then take the time to read back several pages on each of the boards but especially the Newbie board.  

Every time a lady lets a man inside her door, she is taking a risk.  All kinds of bad things can happen to her.  She will want certain things for her own protection, like verification of who you are.  She will want to feel that you will respect her, as I mentioned.  

You need to "Get It."  Both in the civie world & providers.  This is a life lesson that will serve you well.
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Sometimes your own make you laugh.  Other times, it's far better to know someone else is suffering.

favorite providers and she mentioned that she had seen some young guys recently. One of them was asking her for instruction in meeting civie girls: What to say. How to approach them in bars. Folks can disagree with me, but he was in the wrong spot. I know what he's doing – he's basically using the provider fee to get a sympathetic woman to give him some pointers. But, HELLO, provider sex doesn't have much in common with civie sex. And BTW, this particular woman is so highly sexually charged, that she totally stays away from the civie pick-up seen. Too many duds in that patch for her. (I swear she came ten times during our session.)

BS - Yeah, you would have learned about sex. I know for me, stuck in a fairly routine monogamous relationship, it took a very long time to build up a reasonable repertoire. But those gains are hard won and important. I don't think it would necessarily make a positive improvement to jump start the process with a pro. Wouldn't hurt. but it can't replace the civie side even if that is less reliable.

I was not suggesting that youngsters learn how to approach civies - or lines to use - or any of that... what I am suggesting is that we all know how nervous and scared we were during our first time...  What I am suggesting is that you get that out of the way with a pro - someone who is not also experiencing their first time with a virgin...

I have to admit - the first time I really ate a gal out - was with an escort - many years ago... we were going at it, and she looked at me and said, "its my birthday, would you please kiss me?"  I made a move to her face and she looked at me, smiled and said "not those lips silly, my other lips..." I did, and there has been no going back....

that kind of learning... how to be a lover - and how to have the confidence that you can be a lover.... for virgins, that is not so easy to obtain.  

Pick up lines?  there are books for that.