I think this should go on the FAQ for Newbies board and be required viewing for everyone not familiar with or ignoring the normal etiquette protocols. It seemed to touch on just about everything of importance, and it did it in a humorous yet informative way. Great job!
Oh no some of the experienced ones need this too..I get more of these out guys who have seen providers plenty of time and it's like they go through the motions w/ every new female to "see how far they can go".
Every now and then something like is needed a real good chuckle! is it reality often? - of course - but seeing it like this HA, so much more fun to take it easy really I am still smiling! thanks mrvirgin!
I kind of thought it might strike a chord with the girls, leaving of the guys scratching their heads thinking - surely not me?
A date on the house eh Miss DDDbabe or can I call you Lina? Nice thought but it's one hell of a long bus ride from London! If you were in Vegas from the 23rd, the mad Brit might just be on the phone.
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