I have never bought toys. Sensual toys that is. But one should/can usually assume that batteries aren't included. The Mrs.(embarassed as hell right now)wished to have a toy while an invalid(sexually incapacitated)so i did my thing and went to buy her one. And why is it that when THEY say TOY they mean something NO MAN(size) can offer anyway? LOL

I came home with a winner but no batteries. Imagine having great pussy in front of you but you are told you need batteries to make it work. Boy was she mad! So I RAN OUT to get batteries! And why is it that, me in my meager 'Shelby' am yelling at a black vette to get the hell out of my way? Isn't that why he bought the car in the first place? Or is he 'compensating'? LMAO


SO DON'T FORGET THE BATTERIES!!! A happy invalid makes for a happy home!

to hook IT up to a 9 volt from an outside toy. My suggestion was met with vehemence. LOL

What the hell do they want from us? lol

so I'd keep some lithium ion batteries in the drawer as backup, just in case.

It's a shame that the store i went to was being manned by Quasimodo. I don't wanna get into a conversation about pussy pumps with someone i wouldn't DO in a dark alley! LOL

Thanx though. I'll let her take a look. Hey! Why wouldn't she already know about those?.........because she already has the BEST pussy pump around! LMAO

Get her a Sybian, no batteries needed, maybe an extension cord.  Built to last a lifetime.

Better batteries than $100 bills. (*grin*)

When I had wished you were my husband..

Long ago in my former life. I was a bit bored with our bedroom activites and put a nice, pretty pink toy under the pillow for him to notice while we were getting busy.. He promptly shoved it off the bed and never spoke about it again..... ( good ol southern baptist boys for ya.. He got married last week for the 5th time). I wonder why!

They want us to give them everything, then go away and leave them alone...

To the best of my knowledge, I have never encountered a gravid female with wants that could be satisfied.

That's not a complaint, of course -- just a statement of the way things are.

This is why the rent-by-the-hour plan is so attractive. A simple hourly rate makes ME not responsible for meeting those wants. (*grin*)

John, you literary son of a bitch!  I can't remember the last time I heard anyone use the word "gravid," at least outside the pages of a 19th century novel.

It's currently my BFF

Ahh, yes!  I have helped a young lady apply said device to her nether regions with excellent results!

I am a horndog, so was constantly having to replace batteries in my toys.  New batteries would last me like a week- if that..  So I got a battery recharger- which didn't help much.

Then I found Hitachi online.  He arrived quickly and we fell in love.  When I'm not with a date- I'm with a toy, lol.   This is GOLD.  Powerful and no batteries..  He sleeps with me and is the only toy I haven't worn out.  Definitely has my stamp of approval and highly recommended.

XOXO,
Destiny

As a true horndog, you need to watch the scene in "Babarella," with a very young and hot Jane Fonda in which she breaks "the Orgasmitron."  Hillarious.

Whoa, girl, you are hottt!  Went to your reviews and loved them.  I also love New Mexico, especially Santa Fe and Taos.  But since I have no plans to return soon I just hafta ask, do you ever come to NY? I will definitely help you with your Hitachi, among other things (or even bring you a new one).  I may be an older and well-used toy but am far from wearing out.

There's a huge selection of unusual toys at http://www.fuckingmachines.com but I don't see a price list.

don't believe in divorce. TRUE Baptists anyway. Post-modernism has crept into EVERY sect out there. There is a reason that TWO very large sects don't recognize secular divorce and insist on a church divorce to remarry. Those sects?......LDS and Catholics.


Commitment means working hard to make things work! 'Other lives' are created by those who simply choose the easy way of surrendering to popular opinion.

Sermon over

You naughty boy!  Those are custom made by some serious kinksters!  I wonder if any of the used ones are for sale?