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A solution to her problem: get married.
zinaval 7 Reviews 1691 reads
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Within a year, she'll be having zero.

As it is, 40 orgasms a day is great way to pass the time in prison.  As they say, if I had 40 orgams a day, I'd never leave the bedroom.

"The gift of unending orgasms is also a curse. Ruth gets exhausted and seriously lacks sleep. She cannot wear tight clothes like jeans because that sends her off too."

Revealing their relationship, Mr Leach, 22, said: "I can't deny it, at first I felt like a stud. But as the weeks go by I sometimes wished it would end. We tried a sex ban so we could get some rest but that only lasted a night."

She should move to Illinois and sign the back of her drivers liscense. Then she can be an orgasm donor.

Poor guy, probably as dumb as he looked and was tired of fucking the old bag. I guess even he knew he wasn't that GOOD and became the ultimate sperm donor. DMV would give you points for that, but you won't get a ticket either unless you are caught with Mary Palmer while parked in the park district near Kickapoo Woods.


Within a year, she'll be having zero.

As it is, 40 orgasms a day is great way to pass the time in prison.  As they say, if I had 40 orgams a day, I'd never leave the bedroom.

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