Ok, so I am a shill for Marge.  I know reviews aren't supposed to be posted here but this one is special.  

I highly recommend Large Marge in Niagara Falls. She moonlights as one of the captains of the Maid of the Mist fleet. And what a captain she is! She can bench press three cases of Blue and then down them all in one sitting. She has been a part time call girl for about a month now so she is still pretty fresh. An Indy, she is. She has been a female for about a whole year and you can't hardly find the scars from the surgery anymore. She sometimes forgets to shave and that razor stubble can get damn irritating at times, especially on her chest. Boy, can she talk dirty! Seems to come naturally to her, she swears like a drunkin sailor. She refuses to do oral or greek as that would make her gay. Got to think on that one. Get her drunk and she is up for most anything. Unfortunately, you'll be well under the table before she hits her limit. If she takes a hankering to ya, you get free rides on MOM in the morning. (Thats on the Maid of the Mist, you pervs!!) You have to dress up in a white sailor uniform and carry a can of spinach. That is her favorite fantasy. Whatever you do, don't EVER mention her peg leg. She is sort of sensitive about that and will take it off and beat you silly with it if you piss her off. Try not to look into her eyes either. She has one bad one and you'll never figure out which one it is, just don't look! Otherwise that leg comes off.... well you get the picture. She is really into DFK so make sure you indulge in that practice. Tis fun to try to guess what she had to eat two days ago, it makes the time pass quicker. So there you have it, I think I covered most everything. She is popular so I'm sure some of the other boys here can chime in. Just don't tell her that I sent ya, she hates reviews!  

Re:Hey Goddamnit, How is she on MSOG?

AUHHH..Makes me miss the SHLONG>>>>>sniff..!!!