Amusing Acronyms add to the entertainment value of these double-hearsay unauthenticated fictional encounters we read about in messsages and reviews.
These Acro's and their context may be entertaining to newcomers, and regular contributors as well.
A WE (Wife Experience) often involves her falling asleep and gagging during her once-every-ten-year MINI-BJ on your birthday!
There was an amusing interesting thread below on that.
Examples of WE include her:
1/ talking on the phone to her therapist during RCG (REVERSE COWGIRL), 2/ wearing a Green MudPack to the annual MISH (Missionary) session on your anniversary, 3/ doing her nails during the annual DATY (DHNDDATY) or DOGGIE on her birthday. 4/ A frequent WE involves her reading the ads in Cosmo during doggie.
The worst kind of WE is her extraordinary sense of SPD - Strange Pussy Detection - whereby she knows you've been hooverized by a PSE even after you shower twice. That's because you are smiling and have a blonde hair between two teeth!
A PSE vixen will also usually FYBO (f**k your brains out) in a nymphoerotic way that is beyond aerobic. This is also called "DEBRAINING."
A GFE will look, smile, and wink at you during BBJ and make pleasurable sounds, but not speak normal sentences because her mom taught her not to talk when her mouth is full.
Both PSEs and GFEs benefit from PLs (Pouty Lips), which have extra magical powers when used well during intense hooverization. There is an AF Action Figure known as PLV who swoops about Gotham draining other action figures.
A PSE may enthusiastically hose and hoover you as if seeking to drain all of your bodily fluids. Such vixi are often called HOOVERETTES. This is only a WE when wifey mistakes hubby for the POOLBOY because she forget to put in her contacts!
MYM means Maximize Your Mileage through good humor, curb appeal in your attire, small thoughtful gifts such as a single rose & M3DATY (Marathon 3-Speed DATY), and good conversation, which entails listening to her talk about her life for the requisite 12.3 minutes without staring at her cleavage. Eye contact is essential, but if she happens to be cross-eyed, look in between the two and do not smirk like a Bush.
Older Washington Insiders (OWIs) believe that J Edgar Hoover himself used to hoover Tolson, BIMBW (But I May Be Wrong). LMSO (Laughing My Schlong Off.)
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all your clothes". 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide". 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" 4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?". 5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll love it!". 6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!". 7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her, "Keep quiet, and lie still!".
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