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I got a disese
Dr Who revived 295 reads
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1 / 43
Here's the solution....

You missed a few iconic names in your handle.

Let's expand it some...

GaBiBCPAnickCurlyPan

That should cover it for the moment.

Hey...keep on posting as there's this contest going on...so I'll hold my thoughts for a few more posts  LOL
Posted By: GaBlackCPA
There' this hooker I been going for like eight months. She gives me blow jobs if I give her a few lines of blow. Know what mean? It's a good deal I figure.  
   
 Only I got a sex disese from her. I didnt' know until I saw the doc about cuttiing my hand and mentioned my dick was burning. He told me I should tell my wife. Easy for him to say. She be about 210 pounds. She can lift the axel out of a car if I need her to. She can beat the hell out a me too. Done it before.  
   
 I had some beers before I told her just to get in the mood, but she wasnt' mad. That was just plain weird. She hollers like a dog if I even grab another girls ass.  
   
 Well I found out why she didnt'  beat me up. My buddy Gil told me his dick was burning too. I put 2 and 2 and figured out that he was balling my wife and thats' how he got the clap. He wouldnt' confess right off but I told him I would cut his tires if he didn't tell the truth and he did.  
   
 Now I got a problem. Two or three problems. I dont' know if I should get rid of my wife. I need her help for fixing cars. My friend gets me beer for free because he works at the liqcuer store so I dont' want to get rid of him.  
   
 And Icant' get rid of the hooker. I saw some of the prices for hookers on some of the internet and I cant' afford them. $200 or $300 is for rich guys not me. Ill just wait until her clap is gone. I figure I wont' find a deal like that somewheres else.  
   
 I just dont' know what to do about the wife and my bud.  
   
 Anybody got any ideas.

inicky46 61 Reviews 152 reads
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2 / 43
I got a idear...who U R....

an I'm pissed my handle didn't make the cut.

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 164 reads
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3 / 43
Black CPA's wifey, so everyone can put face to the name..

Just helping out here....

-- Modified on 10/19/2013 1:34:21 PM

Dr Who revived 78 reads
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4 / 43
Hey...I did suggest to her to "hide in plain sight" LOL

Maybe she'll come up with...

GaGBiBCPAnickypoopooppoo

Maybe too many letters...but it's worth a shot  

I think TER just added 365 days to my VIP  ;)
Posted By: inicky46
an I'm pissed my handle didn't make the cut.

rainbowCPA 81 reads
posted
5 / 43
Re: I got a idear...who U R....

Me too dammit

Posted By: inicky46
an I'm pissed my handle didn't make the cut.

Panthera12 113 reads
posted
6 / 43
LMAO! This post cracks me up

And a creative handle to boot. Obviously you haven't learned that having more then one handle is not permitted, but I guess if others get away with it................

Back_In_Black 72 reads
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7 / 43
Re: Black CPA's wifey, so everyone can put face to the name..

Of course , she loved providers , the full moon shifted Saturn into our orbit . A true man hater hates women who pleasure men . Forced into the arms of another women by a man who didn't want the woman who acted like a man .? Okay all my posts are a result of VANESSA s , lust for me , she can tell I'm her guy !!!!!

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
Just helping out here....

-- Modified on 10/19/2013 1:34:21 PM

Dr Who revived 120 reads
posted
8 / 43
Hey CPA (sounds odd doesn't it?)

You never wanted to spend money...that's the problem  LOL

Forget it...I've got the one year of VIP.  Already in my account  ;)

You did insult nick and Pan...that's OK.  Leave Cosette alone though.  And for your next iteration....please consider Eponine!
Posted By: GaBlackCPA
Dont' know what an iconic name is. Doesnt' sound good.  
   
 I got that name because Im from Georgia and I like black cars like my 1970 TransAm. That car will dust any other on the road especially those Jap cars.  
   
 I put the CPA in there because folks have been calling me CPA for years. Gil said it mean Certified Public Asshole. I dont' know what the Certified means but it sounds important.  
   
 You got a contest going here? Ill sign up if it dont' cost money.

Dr Who revived 68 reads
posted
9 / 43
Secret message ONLY for CPA's

Posted By: NOTchgoCPA

Me as well  ;)

Dr Who revived 76 reads
posted
10 / 43
Ummm....not true Panthera

It's sort of like playing hockey...everything is OK unless the ref spots an infraction.

I don't see any penalty...do YOU?  ;)

Don't be pissed that she excluded you in her new handle.  Plenty more where those came from.
Posted By: Panthera12
And a creative handle to boot. Obviously you haven't learned that having more then one handle is not permitted, but I guess if others get away with it................  
   
 

Panthera12 63 reads
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11 / 43
Re: Ummm....not true Panthera

But you have to throw a flag on the field in order to find the ref to show the penalty exists.  

This post was probably not authored by Ms6th handle. It comes off with too much humor and creativity.

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 200 reads
posted
12 / 43
You are a stupid fuck

The real question is how did you STD from blow jobs? Suppose brushing teeth or higiene is not one of your requirement.  

Posted By: GaBlackCPA
There' this hooker I been going for like eight months. She gives me blow jobs if I give her a few lines of blow. Know what mean? It's a good deal I figure.  
   
 Only I got a sex disese from her. I didnt' know until I saw the doc about cuttiing my hand and mentioned my dick was burning. He told me I should tell my wife. Easy for him to say. She be about 210 pounds. She can lift the axel out of a car if I need her to. She can beat the hell out a me too. Done it before.  
   
 I had some beers before I told her just to get in the mood, but she wasnt' mad. That was just plain weird. She hollers like a dog if I even grab another girls ass.  
   
 Well I found out why she didnt'  beat me up. My buddy Gil told me his dick was burning too. I put 2 and 2 and figured out that he was balling my wife and thats' how he got the clap. He wouldnt' confess right off but I told him I would cut his tires if he didn't tell the truth and he did.  
   
 Now I got a problem. Two or three problems. I dont' know if I should get rid of my wife. I need her help for fixing cars. My friend gets me beer for free because he works at the liqcuer store so I dont' want to get rid of him.  
   
 And Icant' get rid of the hooker. I saw some of the prices for hookers on some of the internet and I cant' afford them. $200 or $300 is for rich guys not me. Ill just wait until her clap is gone. I figure I wont' find a deal like that somewheres else.  
   
 I just dont' know what to do about the wife and my bud.  
   
 Anybody got any ideas.

Dr Who revived 46 reads
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13 / 43
In hockey the refs arm goes up to signify a penalty

And I didn't see him signal a penalty....yet  LOL

Pretty sure I did notice that the ref winked at our newest CPA...shit three on one thread now  :D

She may have spent all night composing this opening thread...that's why I wanted to see some more posts before "victory" is declared.

I wonder if she still can use assisass or was already banned.  Imagine if she's figured out how to have many handles all rotating in.  I gotta admit it can be funny to see someone arguing with themselves...honestly  LOL
Posted By: Panthera12
But you have to throw a flag on the field in order to find the ref to show the penalty exists.  
   
 This post was probably not authored by Ms6th handle. It comes off with too much humor and creativity.  
   

Panthera12 80 reads
posted
14 / 43
Come on AF

You didn't fall for that 1970 TransAm bit too did you?

Dr Who revived 67 reads
posted
15 / 43
But GaBlackCPA did leave out...

your thoughts, if any

(S)he massaged it with "anybody got any ideas"

Maybe you're right...she couldn't possibly have been this creative  LOL

 
Posted By: Panthera12
You didn't fall for that 1970 TransAm bit too did you?

Panthera12 40 reads
posted
16 / 43
I have never been to a hockey game

I thought the refs were there to break up the fights.

More then likely assisass has been blocked. I mean look at all of the work they made for the TER "refs", deleting all those posts on a Saturday night.

Dr Who revived 101 reads
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17 / 43
I've refereed my share of hockey games...

Trust me...I am not getting involved with two knuckleheads fighting.  That's the linesman's job!

Maybe the BlackCPA is going to lay low for a while...and try and come up with another creative post to avoid early detection.

Ooops...I think one of the replays just went to Toronto for the head of referees to review.  Stay tuned  ;)
Posted By: Panthera12
I thought the refs were there to break up the fights.  
   
 More then likely assisass has been blocked. I mean look at all of the work they made for the TER "refs", deleting all those posts on a Saturday night.

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 22 reads
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18 / 43
Me neither.. And Caps are a good team [e] :D


END OF MESSAGE

Dr Who revived 29 reads
posted
19 / 43
Hey...baseball you can sleep and not miss a thing

You better plan on staying awake and alert at a hockey game.

Yea...Caps are OK.  Goaltending is a huge problem for them.  And seems like it always has been.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 135 reads
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20 / 43
What the fuck is this?

This is a joke, right?

Dr Who revived 72 reads
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21 / 43
You need to watch what words you use..they tend to give away things LOL

Folks...really?

Gents...hooker talk for johns

Need to post some more...there is a lot of competition for the TER grand prize  ;)

Did you read the post that was for CPA's only?  I seem to recall that you might actually be one?  But I'll bet that was fluff  LOL
Posted By: GaBlackCPA
You dont' need to call names. How am I going to know how I get it from a blow job? I aint' a doctor. If I was Id' pay for one of them big dollar hookers like you gents get.  
   
 I brush my teeth at least twice a week. The hooker dont' need to. She dont' got no teeth. Feels better that way anyway. I hate it when women bite. My wife did that and thats' why I dont' ask her for no blow jobs any more. Bad enought when she sits on me. If Gil likes that then she can sit on him all she wants. It hurts.  
   
 You folks sure take a long time to help a fella out. Damn, if I fell in the creek Id' be drowned by now.

89Springer 97 reads
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22 / 43
Re: What the fuck is this?

I hope so. This is a weird forum.

Dr Who revived 66 reads
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23 / 43
You remember...we discussed this

Oh how soon they forget  LOL

Say hi to Gil for me...wasn't he in contention for a spot on Jersey Shore?

And you of all "folks" know just what kind of an asshole CPA is...you said so many times!

But you do like the feisty ones...right?
Posted By: GaBlackCPA
I  dont'  know all that many words so I figure I dont' need to do much watching.  
   
 It just hit me that you got the same CPA name as me. You a Certified Public Asshole too? What did  you do? I didnt' tell about that.  
   
 When Erma my wife and me got married we didnt' have a house to go to. Gil said I could use his. So I grabbed Erma up in my arms and climbed up the steps to his porch. The damn porch fell down and killed  his dogs. Gil dont' get mad much but he was. Thats' when Erma was a small girl. Today the whole house would come down. But that was when Gil started calling me CPA.  
   
 Gils a good old boy. Sensetive too. One time he came to me weeping and crying. I said Gil whats' wrong. He said I just slept with  my second cousin. I told him flat out Gil I told you to stop counting them.

Dr Who revived 54 reads
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24 / 43
Again...you really need to concentrate

Only a few posters here ever call me "Mr CPA".

I'm getting a feeling that things are beginning to unravel quickly...focus sweetie...YOU can do it  LOL
Posted By: GaBlackCPA
Mr CPA I had a homo flirt wiht me one time when I was in Smyrna. What your saying right now sounds a teensy bit like what that homo said.  
   
 I dont' care what yall do but just dont' try to do it with me okay?  
   
 But you answered my question with another question instead of just ansering. What kind of asshole are you? I didnt' know they came in flavors like ice cream.  
   
 All this jabbering is getting away from my first question. What should I do about my wife and Gil and my hooker? If Gil could work on cars I could just tell Erma to pack up and go. But Gil only has one hand. He was running a wood chipper one time and he had a new can of beer on top and the beer fell into the chipper and he tried to grab it. That boy aint the brightest bulb. At least Erma would wear a safety glove.

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 28 reads
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25 / 43
Last time I watched a hockey game

was in 2010.. This one Canadian female friend of mine was a big Hockey fan, and she invited me to her place for hockey party...Caps vs Canadiens in Playoffs I believe...

That was the only time I watched the game.. Half the time, I was checking baseball score, and rest of the time eating and drinking diet Coke...lol..

To me its just bunch of guys skating..Its just too fast for me.. When do they think, game plan? Everything on the fly?....

Dr Who revived 30 reads
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26 / 43
It's one of those games that doesn't translate too well on TV

Unlike football or baseball...hockey is best watched live.

And you bet it's fast...but if you did want to understand the best way is to go and watch live.  You can do that by going to your local rinks and watch the little ones...same game but slower.  And ask questions.

The best age range are the U10 kids...We usually picked the kids (I coached the sport for nearly 20 years) based on the Moms.  Some really hot hockey Moms out there.  Ironically the good players seemed to have the hottest Moms.  Just have to keep an eye out for the Dad...but lots of times it's a single parent situation.  And if Dads are around...all they care about is if their kid is on the power play.
Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
was in 2010.. This one Canadian female friend of mine was a big Hockey fan, and she invited me to her place for hockey party...Caps vs Canadiens in Playoffs I believe...  
   
 That was the only time I watched the game.. Half the time, I was checking baseball score, and rest of the time eating and drinking diet Coke...lol..  
   
 To me its just bunch of guys skating..Its just too fast for me.. When do they think, game plan? Everything on the fly?....

Back_In_Black 67 reads
posted
27 / 43
Re: What the fuck is this?

A member of our fan club .  

Posted By: Courtney.ova
This is a joke, right?

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 138 reads
posted
28 / 43
You got some weird sense of humor girl....

Which part of it is funny for you?

The man getting STD?   Not having enough money for beer so have to hang around deadbeat friends just for some booze? Or is the being married to walking, talking Dunkin' Donuts....

Geez.. What's happening to people... :D

-- Modified on 10/19/2013 5:12:12 PM

inicky46 61 Reviews 47 reads
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29 / 43
Dear Lambchop, Cupcake, Meadow Muffin, Love Monkey

Stop with the multiple personalities. You're just not good at it.  Don't you get it?  But you are kinda funny at times.  Really liked the "one horn rectal exam line."  Why don't you stick to your creative writing and stop trying to be stealthy.  It ain't workin' for ya, Hoss.

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 95 reads
posted
30 / 43
Didn’t see that one.

You are saying he is fucking troll. Got it.

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 45 reads
posted
31 / 43
When your wife finds out

She is going to bite your dick off and eat it.  

Your problem solved.

ENJOY

Dr Who revived 48 reads
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32 / 43
No...you've already had cracks in just the few posts here

That's OK...you know I wouldn't tell TER that you've figured out how to change your IP addy.  Hey...we had that convo some time back...you're welcome  LOL

If you stick with this type of persona that's fine.  I like it.  

Georgia...I don't believe you've ever been there.  Wait...you did stop at the airport one time.  That doesn't count I'm afraid.  I had a layover in Salt Lake City once...don't consider that I've really visited Utah either.

Are you going to try and hook again?  I sure hope not...really, it's not for you.  I'm afraid since you can't seem to stay away from TER that you're going to give this another shot.

And I know you don't like DATY.  Have you chatted with him recently?
Posted By: GaBlackCPA
Only one personality here mister. You got yourself convinced Im' somebody else but your about as wrong as a pecker on a hen.    
   
 

Dr Who revived 59 reads
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33 / 43
He is a she...the former assiass...TaylorSteele..rogerthat24

And not to be forgotten the very short lived ambersky

Not a troll per se...just a gal that can't seem to stay away from here.

And is ill equipped to be a hooker.
Posted By: anonymousfun
You are saying he is fucking troll. Got it.

Dr Who revived 54 reads
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34 / 43
Maybe (s)he wants to come to our next meeting?

I still vote for Rasha to do the indoctrination of the poster FKA Taylor Steele...now known as GaBIBCPA.

Cookies for everyone  :D

inicky46 61 Reviews 54 reads
posted
35 / 43
Not really that much fun. I mean, who cares?

But thanks for playing.  Bye!

Dr Who revived 62 reads
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36 / 43
And of course your signature....BYE

Come on TS...start a fun thread.

You couldn't even keep up the back of the woods style for more than 5 posts.

All of TER is looking forward to seeing that wit and wisdom...tell the gals they don't know what they're doing.  That's always good for some fun banter.  Heck...bounce all over Cosette again.  I know that is really pissing you off that the board has embraced her.  You even commented on that.

Or are you just pissed that Panthera didn't want to play with this handle?  He will if you'll put it out there...I'm sure of it  ;)
Posted By: GaBlackCPA
I don't think any of us need to worry about this forum having been infiltrated by law enforcement. The people in this thread would make lousy detectives.  
   
 Most, including ChgoCPA and Inicky (sp?) are operating under the assumption that they know who GaBlackCPA is, and are looking for ways to prove it. That's the wrong way to go about it.  
   
 What do you know about GaBlackCPA? Well, he/she has a distinct writing style. He/she uses no commas at all. He/she uses punctuation poorly. He/she misspells words. He/she claims to be from Georgia and writes as you might imagine a stereotypical redneck would.  
   
 If you were trying to conceal  your identity in your writing, would you write as you usually do, or would you write as diferently as you possibly can?  
   
 You should be looking at someone who uses commas, perhaps more often than most people, as he/she may be trying to hide that idiosyncracy. You should be looking at someone whose punctuation is near perfect. You  should be looking at someone whose spelling is near perfect. You should be looking at someone who's not from the south.  
   
 I don't think your prime suspect fits that description, and I don't think you'll find out who GaBlackCPA really is unless you comb through tons of forum posts.  
   
 It's been fun.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 38 reads
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37 / 43
Re: Maybe (s)he wants to come to our next meeting?

IDK, but I'd take all three of you on... I'll pass on the burning dick tho, LOL

Back_In_Black 35 reads
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38 / 43
Re: Maybe (s)he wants to come to our next meeting?

WoW , u remind me of a girl I know , civvie,  years ago (long story ) but I woke up to her having engulfed me in her mouth , next day she was screaming for me to fuck her ass . Wild girl , church going wasp type .  

 
Posted By: Courtney.ova
IDK, but I'd take all three of you on... I'll pass on the burning dick tho, LOL

Back_In_Black 40 reads
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39 / 43
hope you came , and as far as going your already gone so

No biggy . Don't forget to give us a 10/10 !  

Imitation is the greatest flattery so thanks !  
Posted By: GaBlackCPA
I don't think any of us need to worry about this forum having been infiltrated by law enforcement. The people in this thread would make lousy detectives.  
   
 Most, including ChgoCPA and Inicky (sp?) are operating under the assumption that they know who GaBlackCPA is, and are looking for ways to prove it. That's the wrong way to go about it.  
   
 What do you know about GaBlackCPA? Well, he/she has a distinct writing style. He/she uses no commas at all. He/she uses punctuation poorly. He/she misspells words. He/she claims to be from Georgia and writes as you might imagine a stereotypical redneck would.  
   
 If you were trying to conceal  your identity in your writing, would you write as you usually do, or would you write as diferently as you possibly can?  
   
 You should be looking at someone who uses commas, perhaps more often than most people, as he/she may be trying to hide that idiosyncracy. You should be looking at someone whose punctuation is near perfect. You  should be looking at someone whose spelling is near perfect. You should be looking at someone who's not from the south.  
   
 I don't think your prime suspect fits that description, and I don't think you'll find out who GaBlackCPA really is unless you comb through tons of forum posts.  
   
 It's been fun.

Elaria See my TER Reviews 108 reads
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40 / 43
LMAO

OMG! This has got to be the funniest post ever!

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 38 reads
posted
41 / 43
Re: Maybe (s)he wants to come to our next meeting?

Having sex taken away from us makes us want it more, I guess! lolol

preferbareback 1 Reviews 33 reads
posted
42 / 43
Not again....

These frat boys from Yale get drunk and bored, making these weird posts up for fun.  

if this is for real, maybe the girl isn't at fault and he caught the clap from his dog....

hardknocks6 37 Reviews 64 reads
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43 / 43
A real answer...

I feel bad that no one is trying to help this guy who seems to have real problems.

So,

1) Keep the friend -- he gives you beer and does your 200 lb-spouse-abusing wife -- he's a true friend.
2) Lose the hooker -- she gave you clap once, she'll so it again.  No loss.
3) Lose the wife -- floor jacks are cheap and they don't beat you and screw guys who give you free beer.  A good floor jack is easy to find.
4) Buy a bottle of hand lotion every two weeks for $3.98, bank what you normally spend on coke for the hooker and buy a real escort every three weeks with the savings...a $150 well spent will provide fantasy fodder to make that  hand lotion useful until you can save another $150.

Good luck, My Friend, and I'm sorry all these folks on this open forum didn't try to help you.  PM me if you ever need any more real advice.

'knocks

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