From $300 - $1000. It depends on how extensive you want the test to be. The basic test cover hiv, gonorrhoea, chlamydia, herpes, syphilis. You also want to get tested for hepatitis. Not sure if there are any hpv tests. They will take blood and urine for samples. The clinics like to put a q-tip down the tip of your penis (old fashion test).

Providers should get tested at least once a month. A hobbyist that hobbies a lot (different) provider 4 times a year.

Unless I'm mistaken, these guys are required by law to keep your health records private unless subpoenaed in a court case or... Even then only the relevant records applying to the court car is released.

Also, there are ways to get tested for hpv, herpes, and hepetitis without implying you have been hobbying. Just be creative by researching similar symptoms and etc.

As for minor stds, just claim that you have a sore throat or something and most doctors prescribe antibiotics right away lol. It gets rid of most of the minor stds anyway.


If you must avoid insurance, there are free clinics in almost every major city. Go to the less upscale cities to find them. Don't expect a comprehensive test though.

Just google it. There are several national chains that offer comprehensive testing from $250 and up.