I read a blurb in this morning's paper about an enterprising gal in northern Colorado who was busted for offering topless haircuts to gentlemen for $45.

But she wasn't busted for what you might think.  Instead she got popped for practicing cosmetology without a license.  So, I presume had she had a license she could have been allowed to continue her practice; though these licensing boards often take a dim view of such things and conspire to rescind licenses for such behavior on either moral grounds or claims of sanitation, etc.

But it brings up the whole subject of combining sexual services with other non-traditional venues.  We have all heard of the topless or even naked maid services, and then there are gals who are seen selling hot dogs either topless or wearing skimpy thong bikinis.

Has anyone seen sexual content added to other otherwise prosaic enterprises?

I for one would find a topless female dental hygienist a most enjoyable way to ease the pain and ennui of such an otherwise tremulous episode.  If anyone here is on a state dental board, give consideration to this idea.  It is good policy to get people to attend to their dental hygiene and what a nice way to encourage same.

Whose cavity is getting filled?

I heard about a personal trainer who would include an encounter with her 10 session workout package, nice incentive to get in shape.

Not personal training as a smokescreen, but real training with sex as a motivator.  I remember a scene in The Eiger Sanction where Clint Eastwood can't go any further on his mountain run...until the hot trainer he's trying to keep up with takes her top off.  There's a PT at my gym who, if she offered this, would have me as a client, and at higher rates, in a heartbeat.  Not to mention I'd be ready for a marathon in about a week!

Saw this on the Food Channel. Who's up for a bite?

park, of course Twin Peaks, Hooters, and all the famous Beer and Liquor girls half naked serving up shots in dive bars...sex sells. The car washes are becoming more of the norm because they are still legal and the women make a killing...so does the owner

Bikini Car washers.. little left to the imagination

No license needed..
just a hose and some liquis. hehe

ay my dental hygienist extra to put her top back on....

A quick google search turned up several like this.


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think it would be could for women's tennis if they were required to play in a thong and sports bra

I assume, the true intentions behind All the topless this or topless that is to create an imaginary pleasure. But why is the society still hanged up on the immorality of escorting, considering it bad and unacceptable means to make a living

Then she shoves my knee into her crotch.. Hard.
I guess I understand why I'm supposed to take my pants off.
Flexibility, and all.. But why is she naked?
I sometimes wonder if her technique is sound.

I was one of those naked maids when I was 18...

I remember one girl got busted offering sexual services but for the most part, we didn't even let them touch us. I think making non-sexual things sexy by way of just doing them naked is way fun and would totally hang out at, say, a naked supermarket.  

that's what a society is.

Maybe, because it takes zero brain power to be an escort. The countless reviews of drug addicts in their cars charging only 50 bucks a pop, prove it. Some men will pay to fk anything, including idiots as long as they are hot.  

London, you are giving those guys too much credit. :-

Don't make me list examples of idiots that happen to be hot, and can get guys to pay them thousands for hardly nothing but eye batting lol. We really don't want to go there. I support escorts who are 1. Smart enough to be able to hold a job OTHER than this, and for a long period of time, 2. Who at least use the business to get somewhere further in life, other than having a shoe collection, and 3. Those who are not lazy fks begging for some sugar daddy to "buy them out" or "take care of them" because they are too stupid to realize with a little effort and hard work, they could do that themselves.  

I think many of them forget they are offering a service.

Re: I was one of those naked maids when I was 18...

Rumor has it that Sinatra ate ham and eggs off a naked escort.

So many possibilities for crude jokes.

a quality service never needs a gimmick.

I think if my dentist or my barber were a topless female that would be quite distracting and simply leave me with blue balls. But in the case of the hairstylist, she would get quite the tip!

then acted embarrassed when she showed most everything during my exam.  It happened repeatedly.   I tried to focus on the medical reason I was there...

Didn't really think that one through, as far as the kids are concerned, but who here has been accused of putting much thought into this...  I desire teachers!

My junior high school German language teacher, Frau Hook, had an amazing pair of tomatoes. Just married, too. She'd show up for class in the morning looking like she'd barely gotten any sleep. I must have daydreamed a million times about getting my hands on those.

there was this one hygienist I had who was an absolute stunner. i was put under anesthetic for an oral surgery procedure and all I could think about was how gorgeous she was. while I was being revived and semi conscious I remember expressing my ardent desire to get to know her quite intimately. on full consciousness she was doubled over in laughter and the dentist was scowling.

As a lawyer, I would love to hot ladies appearing in court wearing nothing but briefs. It would liven up mundane legal proceedings and couldn't help but bolster the low reputation of attorneys.