This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK.
She replies, "Yes."
He asks, "What are you doing?"
She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her, "Why the hell do you have a ski jacket over a fur coat?"
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know them all." A friend says, "Okay, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh that's easy, 'W."
747 Lesving for NYC from LA. A full plane, all are aboard, but the plane cannot leave because one of the first class passengers cannot get into his seat. A beautiful blonde is perched there and will not budge.
None of the flight attendants can get the blonde lady to go back to her reserved seat in coach. All, upon askng her to vacate the first class seat, are met with the same statement "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York!"
Finally the head flight attendant decided that the Captain should be in on this, as this blonde's little tirade was now causing the departure of the plane to be delayed. The Captain stated to the Head Attendant, "That's alright, I'll talk to her. I understand blondes, I'm married to one"
Whereupon the conversation between the Captain and the blonde ensued. Three minutes later, the plane took off. Tbe Head Attendant went to the Captain's cabin, giving him a dumbstruck look and said, "Okay, out with it, what did you say to her?"
The Captain said, "Simple. When she told me that she is blonde and beautiful and going to New York, I simply told her that First Class does not go to New York".
When computers were first coming in use, a blonde receptionist was being trained. The trainer said, 'with this computer you will be able to go on the internet, do word processing and run java apps." The blonde answered, " oh goody, but I am so confused. I understand the internet and word processing but is better to serve java apps after 5 and are there two for one drinks?"
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